Knee Splitter
Knee injuries are a sure fire way to send me on a trip to vomit land. This torture device would be included in my personal hell of being surrounded by screaming children in an underwater ship wreck of doom.
The Knee Splitter consisted of two wooden blocks joined together by two giant screws. The knees would go in-between the blocks and the torturer would crank them together *gag* and eviscerate the knees. The kicker? The blocks would consist of 3 to TWENTY spikes depending on how much they hated your ass.

