3. ANGER
There has not been one single break up in my life that I have not listened to this song on repeat for days. Not only is it the best…THE BEST song to get you through the anger stage, but it can easily propel you into that stage (and it’s a great stage to be in) or keep you in the stage longer than normal (again, best stage to be in, so…bonus). It’s not only excellent because you get to hate your ex, but you also get to hate their parents, siblings, the city, the beach, the weather…never was there a better bitter-ass song. And it’s glorious. It encourages you to take out your aggression on every damn thing that exists. It also includes some magnificent insults that are just so raw and ridiculous. It’s an angry song but it’s a happy-angry song. Live up that angry stage, kid.