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[BEST & WORST ’14] Jonny’s Top 15 Albums Of 2014
Mastodon – Once More ‘Round The Sun
FUCK! This album is so damn good! Not to complain about Mastodon‘s previous albums, which are entirely badass in their own rights, but Once More ‘Round The Sun feels like it cut off all the fat and got right down to rocking your face off.
Behemoth – The Satanist
When an album starts off with the lyrics, “I saw the virgin’s cunt spawning forth the snake,” you know what you’re in for. But what I didn’t expect was how fascinating this album would end up being, the final track a gloriously powerful and triumphant epic. Blasphemy never sounded so good.
At The Gates – At War With Reality
The return of the progenitors of melodic death metal with At War With Reality was an album I was massively excited for and absolutely terrified to hear. Having loved Slaughter Of The Soul for over a decade, I prayed it would be, at the very least, decent. To say that I had my expectations blown away was an understatement. As I said in my review, this album, “…proves At The Gates are still the undisputed masters of their craft.”
Helms Alee – Sleepwalking Sailors
I had heard nothing of this band before this album and now it’s one of my absolute favorites of the year. It’s sludgy, it’s heavy, it’s beautiful, it’s diverse, and it’s an absolute delight to listen to from end to end.
Ne Obliviscaris – Citadel
Believe the hype. This album is a monster of a release. It’s that rare album that’s an actual journey, something you put on and don’t touch, letting it take you across peaks and valleys, through fire and ice, testing your mettle. If you emerge from the other side unscathed and unchanged, you didn’t listen closely enough.
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Meet the Actors Who Brought the ‘Backrooms’ Still Life Monsters to Life [SPOILERS]
Judging from the unprecedented box office success of Kane Parsons’ Backrooms adaptation, you’ve likely already seen the liminal horror hit that managed to make audiences afraid of empty hallways and bad wallpaper. And now that so many of us have already entered the yellow labyrinth (some of us more than once), the time has come to discuss the spoiler-filled details that make the movie so fascinating in the first place.
And if there’s one element here that makes the Backrooms movie stand out from any previous lore/mythology, it has to be the genius addition of the Still Life entities. Warped recreations of real people that somehow wandered into the Complex, these misremembered creatures are responsible for some of the most disturbing imagery of 2026 – as well as laugh-out-loud memes created by one of the film’s very own concept artists.
However, true to Parsons’ word that the movie would rely heavily on practical effects, each of these distorted monsters was brought to life by real actors under heavy layers of makeup and prosthetics (with the occasional splash of CGI enhancements). While Anora and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You actress Ivy Wolk wasn’t among these performers, despite what Letterboxd might have you believe, the creature cast did benefit from veteran players with plenty of genre experience.

For starters, Alien: Romulus alumni Robert Bobroczkyi (who previously brought that film’s horrific Offspring to life during its most memorable sequence) plays the flick’s main antagonist, the Still Life version of Captain Clark. And though there was some obvious CGI involved in making the character’s peg-leg and nightmarish face more believable, Bobroczkyi’s monstrous performance and his natural 7’7″ frame helped to make that final chase sequence a clear highlight among this year’s genre offerings.
The film’s Texas-Chain-Saw-inspired “dinner” scene also features a freaky collection of less-aggressive Still Life creatures in the form of the Bearded Man, the Red-Headed Woman and, strangest of them all, the cheekily named “Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life” (who earned this title among fans and crewmembers as a reference to his apparent affinity for lamps).
While this was the first major horror outing for both Patrick Baynham (The Bearded Man) and Dana Mahmood (Archibald), Rhiannon Roberts has worked as a stunt performer in everything from Yellowjackets to HBO’s The Last of Us adaptation – which is probably why The Red-Headed Woman is the most active out of Clark’s impromptu “family.” That being said, the Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life is my personal favorite of the bunch simply because his anachronistic outfit suggests that the Backrooms phenomenon might be a lot older than the Async Foundation. I also love how hard he tries to be helpful with that little light of his!

That might be it for the Still Life entities, but I think horror fans will also be pleased to hear that the film’s Found Footage prologue stars none other than Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City star Avan Jogia as Naren Warne – and American Mary herself Katharine Isabelle also shows up in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameo at Mary’s house party towards the middle of the story (though I have a feeling that she originally had a bigger part that was likely cut for time).
At the end of the day, Parsons’ Backrooms may have been an auteur-driven project motivated by the young director’s unique take on the classic creepypasta, but film has always been a collective artform, so it’s fun to see just how many talented performers it takes to bring this kind of supernatural nightmare to life in a way that connects with so many people.






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