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[Exhumed & Exonerated] ‘Ernest Scared Stupid’ (1991)

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Every decade has its ups and downs when it comes to cinema, no matter the genre.  Horror fans love to loft on high the output of the ‘30s & ‘40s, the ‘70s & ‘80s, and the more recent decades.  More often than not, however, the 1990s are labeled as the worst decade for the genre.  Not only that, but ‘90s horror tends to be written off as a whole, beyond a handful of undisputed classics.  The purpose of Exhumed & Exonerated: The ‘90s Horror Project, is to refute those accusations by highlighting numerous gems from the decade.  Stone cold classics will be tackled in this column from time to time, but its main purpose will be to seek out lesser-known and/or less-loved titles that I think deserve more attention and respect from fans.  Let the mayhem begin!

Ernest Scared Stupid

Directed by John R. Cherry III
Screenplay by John R. Cherry III, Charlie Gale, and Coke Sams
Produced by Stacy Williams, Martin Erlichman, and Coke Sams
Starring Jim Varney, Eartha Kitt, Austin Nagler, Shay Astar, Alec Klapper, John Cadenhead, and Bill Byrge
Released on October 11, 1991

Ernest P. Worrell, now the chief sanitation worker for Briarville, Missouri, finds himself up to his elbows in trolls when he accidentally unleashes an ancient curse upon the town. With only a few kids believing the insanity that stalks the streets, Ernest must discover his own connection to this curse and figure out a way to put a stop to it all as terror descends upon Briarville on Halloween night. What chance does the world have against evil when Ernest is its chosen savior?

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Horror comedies are always a tricky thing, especially when they target general audiences. While the likes of the Evil Dead sequels (and current TV series) and Tucker & Dale vs. Evil are no small feats of perfection, they can often fall back on outrageous (and occasionally offensive) gore-filled sequences for laughs at times. No such luck when it comes to more family-friendly horror comedy fare. That’s not to say that Ernest Scared Stupid doesn’t have its fair share of goopy special effects work. It absolutely does, but their usage is somewhat different. More on that later.

Lately, I have found myself thinking about horror comedy sequels (or loose follow-ups) in regards to comedy troupes. In spite of the fact that this gem is celebrating its 25th year of cinematic existence, that’s actually what caused me to choose it right now. It’s a funny thing, horror and long-running comedy groups. They mix together often…

Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein is often viewed as the pinnacle of such genre-mashing. Bud and Lou didn’t stop there, however, with the legendary comedic duo taking on spooks (Hold That Ghost), murderers (Abbott & Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff), and even more monsters (Abbott & Costello Meet the Mummy, Abbott & Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, and Abbott & Costello Meet the Invisible Man). They even did a TV appearance that made sure to work the Creature from the Black Lagoon into the proceedings.

Mel Brooks tackled such a mash-up a few times, most famously with Young Frankenstein, but also with the likes of High Anxiety and Dracula: Dead & Loving It. The Bowery Boys, another classic comedy troupe, did six such films (out of almost 90!) through their various incarnations from the late ‘30s up through the late ‘50s. The Three Stooges had We Want Our Mummy (among others) and Laurel & Hardy had A Haunting We Will Go. More recently, we’ve seen Broken Lizard (2004’s Club Dread) and Tyler Perry enter this realm, with the latter’s Boo! A Madea Halloween arriving in theaters this very week.

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In light of all of this, I’m glad that Ernest P. Worrell managed to make his own entry into this would-be canon of horror comedy history. Lucky for him, it was a good one too! Jim Varney brand of comedy is a very specific one and I suspect that many have and/or will find it grating. Most comedy is a product of its time and the nine Ernest films are no exception, at least based upon the ones I have personally seen. Varney’s distinctive mannerisms and energy even take some getting used to from fans, if you haven’t viewed one of his films in a long time.

So how does Ernest Scared Stupid measure up? Very well. While my love has always skewed more towards Ernest Saves Christmas and (especially) Ernest Goes To Jail, there’s no denying how fun this fourth entry in the (once) popular franchise is. The film is far more kid-centric than both of those, positioning Ernest as someone who is more comfortable being friends with children, which actually works in its favor. A big kid at heart himself, Varney has a strong rapport with his child co-stars that helps smooth over their acting deficiencies.

The plot is an old school dark fairytale-esque one, something that is wholly backed up by the film’s look and tone. We even get the classical doomsayer in the form of a seemingly-crazed old woman living in the woods, played by the incomparable Eartha Kitt! You’ve gotta love it. Well, you don’t have to, but I certainly do. I’d also be remiss if I didn’t bring up the superb opening sequence, which sees footage from countless B-movie staples mixed up with footage of Varney mucking about and reacting to spooky sounds, Scooby-Doo-style.

Of course, beyond just the memorable gags and lines, the film also has some great FX to stand on. Courtesy of the Chiodo Brothers (Killer Klowns from Outer Space), Trantor and his troll offspring all look great. In fact, they look like they rolled off the set of an ‘80s Jim Henson dark fantasy production, further embracing those previously-mentioned fairytale overtones. A few of them also look more than a little familiar.

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There’s no getting around the fact that I look upon this film with nostalgic eyes. As much as I can try to be objective, there will always be an element of that at play whenever I sit down with this film. To curb that, for this viewing I brought my own children along for the ride. They are always down to love a “new” movie, but also often quick to abandon one if it is not to their liking. For better or worse, children can often be brutally honest. Lucky for Ernest Scared Stupid, they fell head over heels for it. So much so, in fact, that they want to watch it again soon.

Is Ernest Scared Stupid a horror comedy masterpiece on the level of Young Frankenstein or Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein? No, but it also isn’t trying to be. It’s simply a wildly entertaining genre mash-up aimed at kids. On that front, it absolutely sings. The FX hold up and so do the laughs, providing that Jim Varney’s iconic comedy persona is up your alley. If you haven’t seen it in awhile, give it a whirl (Worrell?). Bring some kids along for the ride too, if you can. Don’t kidnap any, of course, but if you don’t have children of your own, nieces, nephews, younger cousins, or your babysitting subjects will work fine as well. It’s a great choice to help (further) introduce them to the genre, especially this time of year. Knowhutimean?

Up Next: Cape Fear (1991)

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Forgotten ’80s Satanic Panic Horror Gem ‘The Kiss’ Is Worth Rediscovering

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Joanna Pacula is Felice Dunbar in The Kiss

Horror was thriving so well in the 1980s that movies like Pen Densham’s The Kiss (1988) would understandably get lost in the shuffle, only to then gain their fans later on in life. Even still, this one Canadian-American curio has had a more challenging time than others, as far as contemporary reevaluations go, which is very likely due to the movie’s limited availability—at least as of this write-up.

However, the scarceness of The Kiss, while a bit annoying, makes it like catnip for ‘80s horror completists everywhere. Hopefully, a lot of them will walk away satisfied after watching this hidden gem.

Even though The Kiss was intended as the first of several horror collaborations between Astral Pictures and TriStar, as well as the first feature produced by Densham, Richard B. Lewis and John Watson’s Trilogy Entertainment Group, it ended up being the only one produced from that former union. Once the movie was released, TriStar’s distribution jitters—they opted for a regional rollout—did the $6-million flick no favors. TriStar’s cold feet toward horror releases have been well noted, but The Kiss still did a tad better than Night of the Creeps (1986), another genre outing that flopped due to its regional opening.

Shot in Montreal, but set in Albany, New York, The Kiss—which was still called The Host just a few months before its October premiere—concerns an average middle-class family and their forthcoming situation. The uncanny problem in store for them was, in fact, set in motion some years earlier. As that hot and dusty flashback to the Belgian Congo shows, a familial curse was set upon the two Dunbar sisters well before Meredith Salenger’s teenage character was born.

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Meredith Salenger, Nicholas Kilbertus and Mimi Kuzyk in The Kiss

The Kiss, which was based on a story by co-writer Stephen Volk (Ghostwatch) and penned by both Volk and Tom Ropelewski, has the outward appearance of The Stepfather (1987). This movie, though, is anything but a gender-flipped retread of that classic domestic disturber. For starters, The Kiss is far less grounded in reality—that much is clear from its unsettling opening scene. There, a trusting girl (Priscilla Mouzakiotis) is the victim of her own deceptive aunt (Céline Lomez); the movie’s titular act, and the story’s first shock, becomes the means of transferring an ancient evil from one host to another.

In the present day, Salenger’s role of Amy Halloran, a religious schoolgirl, is dealt a harsh blow in life once her mother, Hilary Halloran née Dunbar (Pamela Collyer), suddenly dies in a freak accident. But rather than a complete stranger sweeping the Halloran widower (Nicholas Kilbertus) off his feet some months later, Joanna Pacula’s character is that chosen temptress. Here, Pacula plays the grown-up version of the afflicted girl last seen in the movie’s opener. Since Amy’s mother is insistent about there being no reunion between estranged sisters, and she even contemplates buying a gun shortly before her tragic demise, it’s presumable that Aunt Felice poses a threat to her family.

The Kiss isn’t a movie ever too concerned about its own predictability. The audience is indeed often one step ahead of the story here, but also keep in mind how every one of those steps is loud. Take, for instance, the death of Amy’s mother; the Halloran matriarch goes out in garish, gruesome fashion, as a supernaturally commandeered truck sends Collyer’s character through a store window first, then leaves her one leg short. The directorial enthusiasm truly comes out in horrific moments such as these.

The Kiss is always sure to revel in its characters’ ills and misfortunes. So if the plot doesn’t impress, then its lurid parts should. Amy’s mother’s exit scene was proof of an eager, first-time horror director proving his worth. Then, bestie Heather (Sabrina Boudot) survives to tell the tale of a bizarre escalator mishap that, despite showing relatively less gore, spikes viewers’ empathy meter. The wilder bits of this movie, however, commence with that inevitable hookup between Felice and Amy’s bewitched father; their kitchen coitus is paralleled by Amy’s feverish classroom terror. The outcome there is a disquieting cross-cut of sex magic and a young woman’s menstrual onset plus hallucinations.

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From foam appliances to bladders, that parade of special effects in The Kiss casts its own spell on the audience. Felice’s familiar, a visibly malevolent cat, was realized here with several models, some more articulate than others. Admittedly, the demon cat’s not as convincing as most of the effects here, but accepting that artifice, as opposed to fighting it, will make the whole experience way more enjoyable. As for the makeup used to manifest Felice’s inner villainy, it is more minimal and subtle than one might like; yet the work done to turn Pacula into an antithesis of herself is nonetheless compelling.

The otherworldly perils and dreadful goings-on wouldn’t work half as well as they do in The Kiss without the story’s contrast effect. Finding frights in picturesque, extremely ordinary settings was something that took off in the ‘80s, thanks to that sweeping shift to locales like the suburbs. And Amy’s home, a replica of a real Montreal suburban house, is the ideal battleground for any proper good-versus-evil story. It’s also prime real estate for this movie’s satanic panic-inspired horrors.

Because of their ostensibly similar plots, The Kiss has been compared to The Exorcist (1973). Except in Densham’s movie, the sinister, non-Christian entity targeting a teen girl lies within something less apparent and, perhaps, more devastating upon its exposure. To an outsider, Pacula’s Aunt Felice is too beautiful and unobjectionable to ever suspect of being a monster. More suspicious is how quickly she rips into the fabric of the Halloran home. Felice’s mere presence upsets the “texture of family life,” according to the director.

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The demon cat in The Kiss

Taking out Amy’s mother and best friend, and distracting her father, would suggest The Kiss is playing by a different set of rules. It is initially leaving its adolescent target unsupported in a rather grim scenario. In contrast, though, this story offers up a surrogate parent who does her best to fill in the holes of Amy’s eroding home life. Mimi Kuzyk does good work as that family friend and doctor, Brenda, who guides the lost child without also steering her in any one direction; she is naturally skeptical of Amy’s accusations until it’s almost too late to do anything about them. So although The Kiss does an admirable job of undoing the main character’s support system, it never leaves her without a lifeline. This dark movie, in spite of everything that’s transpired, doesn’t deprive itself of light and hope.

The Kiss is a potent mélange of familiar ideas. If not for the director’s surprise flair for horror, though, the movie would have been less effective. What a shame that Pen Densham didn’t continue with the genre. As for Joanna Pacula, she is, too, owed credit as the wicked vixen opposite Meredith Salenger’s pitiable Amy; she never fails to be unsettling in her role. Pacula makes Aunt Felice a sexy yet intimidating character.

For horror that steadily doles out madness and menace, while also delivering a flashy and ghastly conclusion, The Kiss is certain to please. Yes, it’s cheesy all the way, but most favorably, everyone involved plays everything straight. That kind of commitment goes a long way with this movie.

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