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10 Great Horror Movies From the ’00s You Maybe Haven’t Seen

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The first decade in the 21st century unleashed a torrent of horror, from the rise and fall of the “torture porn” subgenre sparked by international turmoil to rapid advances in technology that widened the scope of filmmaking and connected global markets. Found footage horror resonated with audiences in a major way with entries like REC and Paranormal Activity, and zombies felt dangerous again with films like 28 Days Later and the Dawn of the Dead remake. But not as dangerous as the way of extreme horror films both stateside and internationally with films like the Saw franchise, The Strangers, Wolf Creek, Inside, High Tension, Eden Lake, and more. In short, the decade was tremendous in selection for just about every aspect and sub-genre of horror. This means that there’s still a ton of great horror movies that have slipped through the cracks waiting to still be discovered, and here’s 10 of the decade’s best that you might have missed. 


The Baby’s Room

The plot is simple; a young couple moves into an old house with their baby and soon begin hearing voices on the baby monitor at night. But being that this was co-written and directed by Alex de la Iglesia (The Day of the Beast, Witching and Bitching), this is less straightforward haunted house fare than you’d expect. A study of paranoia and tension, The Baby’s Room is even more surprising in that it’s a made for TV movie, which is also why it likely slipped under the radar. An entry in the Spanish horror TV series Historia paras no dormir, The Baby’s Room didn’t get much notice stateside, occasionally popping up on streaming services and getting a DVD release with the other episodes, titled 6 Films To Keep You Awake, but it’s worth seeking out.


Sauna

This Finnish period horror follows two brothers, Knut and Eerik, on their quest to mark the border between Finland and Russia after a 25-year war between the countries has finally ended. In their journey they come upon a village set in a swamp, with a mysterious sauna that they hope to use to cleanse away their sins of war. Full confession; I still don’t know that I fully grasp everything presented in Sauna. It’s abstract and non-linear in narrative, and explores the toll of guilt in a unique way. But it’s haunting in atmosphere and offers some of the most stunning cinematography.


Anatomy

Franka Potente stars as Paula, a med student who wins a spot at the select Heidelberg medical school. It’s daunting, competitive, and exclusive enough as it is, but Paula realizes there’s something more sinister happening at the school when a man she met on the train soon after makes his way to the dissection table in class. Paula discovers the secret Anti-Hippocratic Society, a group that vivisects people they deem unfit for living. A medical thriller that mostly sticks to convention, it’s slickly shot and doesn’t shy away from the gruesome nature of cutting people up. A sort of slasher that revels in gory nature of vivisections is pretty fun.


The Cottage

Playing like two movies in one, The Cottage is a British horror comedy begins as a kidnapping gone wrong and then turns into a satisfying homage to slasher films. Andy Serkis stars as David, one half of the brother duo who decide to kidnap the daughter of a crime boss only to find her a feisty handful who doesn’t take to being kidnapped well. Even still, none of them are prepared for the deformed killer dubbed The Farmer. The gore is a fun surprise to this horror comedy.


Timecrimes

Writer/director Nacho Vigalondo’s first feature film is a twisty sci-fi horror time travel story that sees its lead, Hector, stuck in a time loop following an attack by man covered in bloodied bandages. Those that are a stickler for time travel logic and characters whose decisions compound their own misfortune might be frustrated, but Timecrimes is a creative, fun face-paced romp in suspense. The more Hector continues his time loop, the deadlier things get. What starts as a slasher evolves into something completely different.


Uzumaki

Proving that J-horror is more than just long-haired vengeful ghosts, Uzumaki (aka Spiral) is a surreal adaptation of Junji Ito’s regarded horror manga of the same name. It’s not a film for those wanting something more linear in plot with cohesive answers, but a journey into madness. Consisting of four parts, the narrative tells of a town becoming obsessed and tormented by spirals. Yup. Spirals. It’s weird, offbeat, and wholly unique.


Shutter

Forget the 2008 American remake and head straight for the 2004 Thai horror film on which it was based. It’s grittier, creepier, and somewhat forgotten. When photographer Tun and his girlfriend Jane get into a hit and run, leaving a girl dying on the side of the road, strange faces and shadows begin taking over Tun’s photographs. The haunting escalates, and first appearances would lead you to believe it’s tied to the hit and run, but the twisty mystery behind the haunting is much more surprising and sinister. Shutter takes the Asian ghost horror tropes and makes it feel fresh again with effective jump scares and an engaging mystery.


Love Object

2003 marked a year that Desmond Harrington starred in two horror films; the higher profiled Wrong Turn and the underseen horror romance film Love Object. The latter sees Harrington star as lonely tech writer, Kenneth, who falls head over heels and then becomes obsessed with Nikki. Nikki is a sex doll. Kenneth’s obsession and psychological descent is unsettling, but what really elevates this into something special is that director Robert Parigi keeps the viewer guessing; is there more to Nikki than meets the eye?


Triangle

Director Christopher Smith (Black Death, Severance) brought forth on of the decade’s most mind-bending horror films in Triangle. Melissa George stars as Jess, a woman desperate for a break from her autistic son so she agrees to join a friend for a day on a yacht. A storm leaves them stranded until an ocean liner comes along, only it’s deserted. The group finds themselves hunted by a masked killer on board, a serious case of Déjà vu sets in for Jess, and no one can effectively predict the twists and turns the story takes from there.


Fragile

Two years before Jaume Balagueró teamed up with Paco Plaza to unleash one of the most terrifying movies of the decade, REC, he proved an aptitude for delivering chills with this underseen haunted hospital spookfest, Fragile. Calista Flockheart stars as Amy, a nurse brought on to the nightshift in the children’s ward at an old hospital in the process of closing down. The problem is that the hospital’s closing means a ghost is very, very unhappy about the children leaving, and Amy has to somehow find a way to keep the children safe from unseen attacks. Fragile is creepy and atmospheric with effective scares, but even better is that Balagueró gives this ghost story an emotional center that really connects.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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Silly, Self-Aware ‘Amityville Christmas Vacation’ Is a Welcome Change of Pace [The Amityville IP]

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Twice a month Joe Lipsett will dissect a new Amityville Horror film to explore how the “franchise” has evolved in increasingly ludicrous directions. This is “The Amityville IP.” 

After a number of bloated runtimes and technically inept entries, it’s something of a relief to watch Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022). The 55-minute film doesn’t even try to hit feature length, which is a wise decision for a film with a slight, but enjoyable premise.

The amusingly self-aware comedy is written and directed by Steve Rudzinski, who also stars as protagonist Wally Griswold. The premise is simple: a newspaper article celebrating the hero cop catches the attention of B’n’B owner Samantha (Marci Leigh), who lures Wally to Amityville under the false claim that he’s won a free Christmas stay.

Naturally it turns out that the house is haunted by a vengeful ghost named Jessica D’Angelo (Aleen Isley), but instead of murdering him like the other guests, Jessica winds up falling in love with him.

Several other recent Amityville films, including Amityville Cop and Amityville in Space, have leaned into comedy, albeit to varying degrees of success. Amityville Christmas Vacation is arguably the most successful because, despite its hit/miss joke ratio, at least the film acknowledges its inherent silliness and never takes itself seriously.

In this capacity, the film is more comedy than horror (the closest comparison is probably Amityville Vibrator, which blended hard-core erotica with references to other titles in the “series”). The jokes here are enjoyably varied: Wally glibly acknowledges his racism and excessive use of force in a way that reflects the real world culture shift around criticisms of police work; the last names of the lovers, as well the title of the film, are obvious homages to the National Lampoon’s holiday film; and the narrative embodies the usual festive tropes of Hallmark and Lifetime Christmas movies.

This self-awareness buys the film a certain amount of goodwill, which is vital considering Rudzinski’s clear budgetary limitations. Jessica’s ghost make-up is pretty basic, the action is practically non-existent, and the whole film essentially takes place in a single location. These elements are forgivable, though audiences whose funny bone isn’t tickled will find the basic narrative, low stakes, and amateur acting too glaring to overlook. It must be acknowledged that in spite of its brief runtime, there’s still an undeniable feeling of padding in certain dialogue exchanges and sequences.

Despite this, there’s plenty to like about Amityville Christmas Vacation.

Rudzinski is the clear stand-out here. Wally is a goof: he’s incredibly slow on the uptake and obsessed with his cat Whiskers. The early portions of the film lean on Wally’s inherent likeability and Rudzinski shares an easy charm with co-star Isley, although her performance is a bit more one-note (Jessica is mostly confused by the idiot who has wandered into her midst).

Falling somewhere in the middle are Ben Dietels as Rick (Ben Dietels), Wally’s pathetic co-worker who has invented a family to spend the holidays with, and Zelda (Autumn Ivy), the supernatural case worker that Jessica Zooms with for advice on how to negotiate her newfound situation.

The other actors are less successful, particularly Garrett Hunter as ghost hunter Creighton Spool (Scott Lewis), as well as Samantha, the home owner. Leigh, in particular, barely makes an impression and there’s absolutely no bite in her jealous threats in the last act.

Like most comedies, audience mileage will vary depending on their tolerance for low-brow jokes. If the idea of Wally chastising and giving himself a pep talk out loud in front of Jessica isn’t funny, Amityville Christmas Vacation likely isn’t for you. As it stands, the film’s success rate is approximately 50/50: for every amusing joke, there’s another one that misses the mark.

Despite this – or perhaps because of the film’s proximity to the recent glut of terrible entries – Amityville Christmas Vacation is a welcome breath of fresh air. It’s not a great film, but it is often amusing and silly. There’s something to be said for keeping things simple and executing them reasonably well.

That’s a lesson that other indie Amityville filmmakers could stand to learn.

2.5 out of 5 skulls

The Amityville IP Awards go to…

  • Recurring Gag: The film mines plenty of jokes from characters saying the quiet part (out) loud, including Samantha’s delivery of “They’re always the people I hate” when Wally asks how he won a contest he didn’t enter.
  • Holiday Horror: There’s a brief reference that Jessica died in an “icicle accident,” which plays like a perfect blend between a horror film and a Hallmark film.
  • Best Line: After Jessica jokes about Wally’s love of all things cats to Zelda, calling him the “cat’s meow,” the case worker’s deadpan delivery of “Yeah, that sounds like an inside joke” is delightful.
  • Christmas Wish: In case you were wondering, yes, Santa Claus (Joshua Antoon) does show up for the film’s final joke, though it’s arguably not great.
  • Chainsaw Award: This film won Fangoria’s ‘Best Amityville’ Chainsaw award in 2023, which makes sense given how unique it is compared to many other titles released in 2022. This also means that the film is probably the best entry we’ll discuss for some time, so…yay?
  • ICYMI: This editorial series was recently included in a profile in the The New York Times, another sign that the Amityville “franchise” will never truly die.

Next time: we’re hitting the holidays in the wrong order with a look at November 2022’s Amityville Thanksgiving, which hails from the same creative team as Amityville Karen <gulp>

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