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[Editorial] Ranking the Films of M. Night Shyamalan From Best to ‘The Happening’

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It’s astounding to consider that M. Night Shyamalan’s career trajectory over the past twenty years has had as many ups and downs. Since he broke out in the summer of 1999 with his third directorial effort, The Sixth Sense, Shyamalan has directed 11 feature films (and one television pilot)…of varying quality.

In honour of his latest film – and his first true direct sequel – Glass, I’ve convinced Bloody Disgusting to let me do a completely objective and scientific ranking of M. Night’s filmography (twists-and-all).* Prepare for some controversial takes, but first, a caveat: I don’t include Shyamalan’s non-horror efforts in this list, so you won’t see The Last Airbender (garbage adaptation), Will Smith’s Scientology vanity project After Earth (sheer dreck) or either of Shyamalan’s two pre-Sixth Sense films (who could care?)

*This is obviously completely subjective and there is no science (although there are some box office figures).

Spoilers follow (with the exception of Glass)


1. The Sixth Sense (1999)

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I struggled with this choice because The Sixth Sense is not my favourite Shyamalan film. But when you consider the potent results of this original M. Night/Bruce Willis collaboration and its cultural footprint over the last twenty years, this is the only logical choice for the top spot. Consider: this is the first horror film to be nominated for Best Picture since The Silence of the Lambs took home the gold statuette back in 1992. The Sixth Sense was ultimately nominated for a total of six Oscars (it lost them all), but it firmly established M. Night as an auteur to watch, reinvigorated the idea of a horror film with legs (it spent 15 weeks in the top 10) and was the second highest grossing film of 1999…after The Phantom Menace. Not bad for a breakout.

A lot of people focus primarily on two elements from this film: Haley Joel Osment confessing his ability to see ghosts (which was a prominent aspect of the trailer) and the most infamous twist of Shyamalan’s career. The truth is that The Sixth Sense is about a lot more than creepy kids and dead therapists. It is the purest distillation of Shyamalan’s interest in broken families, divorce, people with special abilities and how horror can be used as a vehicle for conveying trauma and grief. It doesn’t hurt that the film is populated by exceptional performances: Willis is low-key, but haunting; Osment is a revelation, as is Toni Collette as his mother (in one of several early attempts by the Aussie actress to break out in North America).

Twist Ranking:

High. The twist is clearly laid and out and in no way detracts from the film, but because Shyamalan was bright and shiny, audiences had no idea that a twist was even coming. Instead, the reveal that Willis’ Malcolm Crowe has been dead the entire film drove audiences to the theatre, propelling the film to an astronomical gross and launching Shyamalan’s reputation as the next “Spielberg”.


2. Unbreakable (2000)

Unbreakable is my personal favourite of M. Night’s films and a pre-Glass rewatch proved that the film’s only deficiency is that it followed The Sixth Sense (and completely unrealistic audience expectations). The interplay between Willis’ David Dunn and Samuel L. Jackson’s Elijah Price, playing the film’s most dynamic character, is electric, even if Willis downplays his character’s heroism to nearly monosyllabic levels. Robin Wright is given less than nothing to do (forecasting Shayamalan’s predilection for male protagonists and one-dimensional female characters) but the last act of the film, when Dunn dons his green Security slicker and goes out into the rainy night to embrace his destiny, is thrilling.

Audiences weren’t quite as enamored: the film grossed nearly $200M less domestically than The Sixth Sense, which left the finished film with a whiff of failure that persists even to this day (Read John Squires’ recent defense of Unbreakable here)

Twist Ranking:

Medium. Back to back films with twists marked Shyamalan as a gamemaster, though audiences reacted less favourably to Elijah’s secret agenda, which requires a final video footage montage to explain.


3. The Village (2004)

Let controversy reign! Shyamalan’s third best film isn’t the one the dedicates 90% of its runtime to corn fields, glasses of water and a certain racist. No, it’s The Village, the oft-derided minor gem featuring Bryce Dallas Howard as a blind woman being gaslit by a bunch of old white folks so hysterically desperate to protect her (and others) from the corruption of “the city” that they recreate a Puritan life in an enclosed park. The Village is lush with visually engaging period details and more than a few great scare sequences that John Krasinki should give more credit to.

The difference with The Village and Shyamalan’s previous films is that audiences went into the film looking for the twist, rather than watching the film and being sidelined by the reveal. This produced two reactions: eagle-eyed viewers figured out the truth and complained it was too easy OR audiences felt that the twist wasn’t “good” or “fair.”

Twists aside, The Village is a masterfully well-constructed period drama that still evokes all of Shyamalan’s thematic priorities, while also offering up his first three-dimensional heroine. Howard is excellent in the lead role, and the film features a plethora of terrifying sequences (go back and rewatch the scene when the creature enters the house). Unfortunately, audiences didn’t bite; despite making $114M, the film is viewed as one of his least successful.

It’s time to rectify that.

Twist Ranking:

High. This is arguably Shyamalan’s most audacious twist, as well as his least popular. Like all of his other films, however, the evidence is in plain sight throughout the film. By this time Shyamalan had a twist in every single film and audiences weren’t having it.


4. Tie – Split (2016) / Glass (2019)

ANYA TAYLOR-JOY as Casey Cooke in "Split." Writer/director/producer M. Night Shyamalan returns to the captivating grip of "The Sixth Sense," "Unbreakable," and "Signs" with this original film that delves into the mysterious recesses of one man's (James McAvoy) fractured, gifted mind.

Yup, still no Signs.

Split takes the goodwill that Shyamalan began rebuilding with audiences with The Visit and runs with it, creating a role for the ages for James McAvoy in Kevin Wendell Crumb.

There are undoubtedly issues with the depiction of mental illness and therapy (I love Betty Buckley, but Dr. Fletcher is a bit of an idiot), as well as some icky connotations in the way that the young teen girls essentially exist solely as murder fodder for The Beast.

But oh boy, what a performance by McAvoy! The British actor has no problems switching seamlessly between distinct personalities and the sheer physicality of his Beast persona is terrifying, even before he begins climbing the walls. Credit must also be given to Anya Taylor-Joy, whose wide-eyed performance is both evocative and empowering. Even with some spotty flashbacks explaining her troubled backstory, Taylor-Joy is the focal point of Split and it is cathartic to see her survive her ordeal.

Sensing that things were back on track, and propelled by a great marketing campaign, audiences responded in droves to the tune of $138M (Read Bloody’s original review here and here)

Glass literally builds right off Split, but throws in Unbreakable for a slightly uneven union of two very different types of films. McAvoy remains the star (Willis and Jackson are given less to do) and the film is much more divisive for both playing into and denying audience expectations, so for me, it’s right in the middle (read my review here).


5. Signs (2002)

The crop circle thriller starts off the back of the pack. It’s undeniably a well shot film and its deep dive into grief and trauma is affective, particularly in those long silences. What doesn’t work, if we’re being honest, is the aliens: the character design is unmemorable, the motivation is unexplained and their downfall falls somewhere between a War of the Worlds rip-off and a laugh out loud farce (hurray for all of those glasses of water lying around the house).

The other significant reason that this film is low on the list? It simply isn’t all that memorable. It’s a lot of cornfield action, kids in tinfoil hats and hiding in closets. It’s…dare I say it, boring? Be honest: how much of your memories are infused with riffs from Scary Movie 3?

Finally, seventeen years later it now suffers from what I affectionately call “I don’t want to watch him”-itis with Mel Gibson as its lead. #SorryNotSorry #NotReadyToForgive

In 2002, however, Gibson was at the height of his renaissance with What Women Want. Add another creepy kid and a great ad campaign and Signs ballooned to $227M, suggesting Shyamalan’s magic touch was back.

Twist Ending:

Mild. The aliens are afraid of water? Zzzzzzz


6. The Visit (2015)

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The Visit is arguably the most unique entry in Shyamalan’s filmography. Its most distinguishing characteristic is that it is a “found footage” film, comprised of video shot by the brother/sister protagonists who are visiting their grandparents for the first time. Like many other M.Night films, the film’s narrative is a mediation on the impact of divorce (both Olivia DeJonge‘s Becca and Ed Oxenbould‘s Tyler have internalized their feelings about being abandoned by their father and their mother, played by the luminous Kathryn Hahn, instigates the visit with an impromptu cruise trip with her new boyfriend).

Of course, The Visit is also a teasing mystery about what is actually going on with Nana (Deanna Dunagan) and Pop Pop (Peter McRobbie) and what drove Becca and Tyler’s mom away. Like a haunted house film, the strange events at the grandparents’ home escalate over the course of the week. Nana acts like a demon at night, chases the kids underneath the house, and ominously encourages Becca to clean her cavernous oven. Pop Pop leaves used diapers in the shed and attacks strangers without provocation. The film carefully treads the line between “old people are kooky and sick” and “these weirdos are homicidal!”

This entry comes in firmly in the middle of the pack for a few reasons: your mileage may vary on the kids and the usual “perfectly shot/why do they continue shooting” found footage issues pop up, particularly in the climax. Addressing the former issue, both child actors are pretty good (they’re even better in Chris Peckover’s Better Watch Out), but some of their mannerisms can be a little grating (the rapping is an oft-repeated detractor). Still, Shyamalan’s willingness to step out of his box, tap into the comedy of the premise and focus on the script pays off with his best film in years. The $65M gross isn’t comparable to his heyday; the real victory is in the good reviews (Read Bloody’s original review here)

Twist Ranking:

The closest approximation to a twist is the emotional revelation of what caused the rift between Mom and her actual parents, which underscores the true intentions of the film, which is that characters come first.


7. Lady In The Water (2006)

Lady in the Water is like a bad comedy/drama about a bunch of insufferable caricatures living in a rundown apartment complex who band together to carry a nearly silent, extremely pale Bryce Dallas Howard five feet to the pool. Paul Giamatti stutters his way through the thankless lead role as Howard’s translator/protector/errand boy while she hangs out in different people’s showers.

It’s a ponderous, frequently boring film filled with made up words, which makes sense when you consider that it’s based on a made-up children’s fable M.Night told his children. Even the failed pool party escape, what should be the film’s most exciting sequence, plays out in underwhelming fashion because nothing truly happens or is seen.

This is all before the director throws in a double whammy of creative self-indulgence. Lady in the Water’s many thankless characters include: 1) a fourth wall-breaking, metatextual-spouting film critic who predicts his own death (an unsubtle dig by M.Night as payback for reviewers who panned his films) and 2) a martyred writer whose new work will change the world of the future…played by M.Night himself in a masterstroke of narcissism.

The only real reason to watch this dreck is because the Scrunt creature effects are half decent. Audiences didn’t fall for the BS, however; still smarting from The Village, Lady in the Water delivered M.Night the lowest grossing film of his career at $42M. 

Twist Ranking:

Nil. By this point in his career, Shyamalan had been lambasted for too many twists, so the film simply ends abruptly with a Lord of the Rings-esque flight of the eagle, then it’s straight into credits.


8. The Happening (2008)

The Happening is a film about plants releasing toxins into the wind that cause humans to kill themselves. It is also one of the worst studio movies ever released.

Mark Wahlberg is a science teacher who wears a mood ring, speaks to plastic plants and delivers so much inane technical jargon that you can literally see the Chicago native struggling to work through his lines. In one atrocious scene, Wahlberg’s Elliot Moore reacts to repeated gunshots (denoting mass suicide) with a completely hollow “Oh no”. It.Is.Priceless.

Zoey Deschanel is Alma, a tiramisu adulterer who constantly looks confused about how to act or react in any given situation. She, too, has seemingly forgotten how to deliver dialogue or act naturally. Collectively she and Wahlberg are the worst lead actors in a major studio movie that I have ever seen.

My notes on the film are a hodge-podge of exclamations marks and profanity, which is befitting for a film that makes nooooo sense. Characters routinely enter and then disappear at from the narrative on a whim, so the worst actors are our only constant. People regularly attempt to outrun the wind. Two teenagers are shot with a shotgun in slow motion and it’s unintentionally hilarious. John Leguizamo uses a math riddle to soothe a hysterical woman. There are ominous shots of wind through the grass and the trees, as well as a stinger sound cue when a girl sits on a tree swing and close-ups of small holes in the roof of a Jeep denoting DOOM.

It’s all patently ridiculous and none of it is even remotely frightening. Disappointingly, the selling feature – the deaths – aren’t scary or effective in the slightest (with the mild exception of the hanging deaths in Princeton).

And just in case you have forgotten how atrocious this film is: THERE IS AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION ABOUT HOT DOGS. It is THE WORST. And yet, The Happening still somehow managed to gross $64M. What is wrong with you people?! (Read Bloody’s original review here)

Twist Ranking:

Nil. The film whimpers to an end with little more than a tacked on coda suggesting the horror will begin again…in Paris.

Joe is a TV addict with a background in Film Studies. He co-created TV/Film Fest blog QueerHorrorMovies and writes for Bloody Disgusting, Anatomy of a Scream, That Shelf, The Spool and Grim Magazine. He enjoys graphic novels, dark beer and plays multiple sports (adequately, never exceptionally). While he loves all horror, if given a choice, Joe always opts for slashers and creature features.

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Silly, Self-Aware ‘Amityville Christmas Vacation’ Is a Welcome Change of Pace [The Amityville IP]

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Twice a month Joe Lipsett will dissect a new Amityville Horror film to explore how the “franchise” has evolved in increasingly ludicrous directions. This is “The Amityville IP.” 

After a number of bloated runtimes and technically inept entries, it’s something of a relief to watch Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022). The 55-minute film doesn’t even try to hit feature length, which is a wise decision for a film with a slight, but enjoyable premise.

The amusingly self-aware comedy is written and directed by Steve Rudzinski, who also stars as protagonist Wally Griswold. The premise is simple: a newspaper article celebrating the hero cop catches the attention of B’n’B owner Samantha (Marci Leigh), who lures Wally to Amityville under the false claim that he’s won a free Christmas stay.

Naturally it turns out that the house is haunted by a vengeful ghost named Jessica D’Angelo (Aleen Isley), but instead of murdering him like the other guests, Jessica winds up falling in love with him.

Several other recent Amityville films, including Amityville Cop and Amityville in Space, have leaned into comedy, albeit to varying degrees of success. Amityville Christmas Vacation is arguably the most successful because, despite its hit/miss joke ratio, at least the film acknowledges its inherent silliness and never takes itself seriously.

In this capacity, the film is more comedy than horror (the closest comparison is probably Amityville Vibrator, which blended hard-core erotica with references to other titles in the “series”). The jokes here are enjoyably varied: Wally glibly acknowledges his racism and excessive use of force in a way that reflects the real world culture shift around criticisms of police work; the last names of the lovers, as well the title of the film, are obvious homages to the National Lampoon’s holiday film; and the narrative embodies the usual festive tropes of Hallmark and Lifetime Christmas movies.

This self-awareness buys the film a certain amount of goodwill, which is vital considering Rudzinski’s clear budgetary limitations. Jessica’s ghost make-up is pretty basic, the action is practically non-existent, and the whole film essentially takes place in a single location. These elements are forgivable, though audiences whose funny bone isn’t tickled will find the basic narrative, low stakes, and amateur acting too glaring to overlook. It must be acknowledged that in spite of its brief runtime, there’s still an undeniable feeling of padding in certain dialogue exchanges and sequences.

Despite this, there’s plenty to like about Amityville Christmas Vacation.

Rudzinski is the clear stand-out here. Wally is a goof: he’s incredibly slow on the uptake and obsessed with his cat Whiskers. The early portions of the film lean on Wally’s inherent likeability and Rudzinski shares an easy charm with co-star Isley, although her performance is a bit more one-note (Jessica is mostly confused by the idiot who has wandered into her midst).

Falling somewhere in the middle are Ben Dietels as Rick (Ben Dietels), Wally’s pathetic co-worker who has invented a family to spend the holidays with, and Zelda (Autumn Ivy), the supernatural case worker that Jessica Zooms with for advice on how to negotiate her newfound situation.

The other actors are less successful, particularly Garrett Hunter as ghost hunter Creighton Spool (Scott Lewis), as well as Samantha, the home owner. Leigh, in particular, barely makes an impression and there’s absolutely no bite in her jealous threats in the last act.

Like most comedies, audience mileage will vary depending on their tolerance for low-brow jokes. If the idea of Wally chastising and giving himself a pep talk out loud in front of Jessica isn’t funny, Amityville Christmas Vacation likely isn’t for you. As it stands, the film’s success rate is approximately 50/50: for every amusing joke, there’s another one that misses the mark.

Despite this – or perhaps because of the film’s proximity to the recent glut of terrible entries – Amityville Christmas Vacation is a welcome breath of fresh air. It’s not a great film, but it is often amusing and silly. There’s something to be said for keeping things simple and executing them reasonably well.

That’s a lesson that other indie Amityville filmmakers could stand to learn.

2.5 out of 5 skulls

The Amityville IP Awards go to…

  • Recurring Gag: The film mines plenty of jokes from characters saying the quiet part (out) loud, including Samantha’s delivery of “They’re always the people I hate” when Wally asks how he won a contest he didn’t enter.
  • Holiday Horror: There’s a brief reference that Jessica died in an “icicle accident,” which plays like a perfect blend between a horror film and a Hallmark film.
  • Best Line: After Jessica jokes about Wally’s love of all things cats to Zelda, calling him the “cat’s meow,” the case worker’s deadpan delivery of “Yeah, that sounds like an inside joke” is delightful.
  • Christmas Wish: In case you were wondering, yes, Santa Claus (Joshua Antoon) does show up for the film’s final joke, though it’s arguably not great.
  • Chainsaw Award: This film won Fangoria’s ‘Best Amityville’ Chainsaw award in 2023, which makes sense given how unique it is compared to many other titles released in 2022. This also means that the film is probably the best entry we’ll discuss for some time, so…yay?
  • ICYMI: This editorial series was recently included in a profile in the The New York Times, another sign that the Amityville “franchise” will never truly die.

Next time: we’re hitting the holidays in the wrong order with a look at November 2022’s Amityville Thanksgiving, which hails from the same creative team as Amityville Karen <gulp>

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