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Overlooked Made-for-TV Movies from 10 Masters of Horror

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The likes of Wes Craven and John Carpenter found great success on the big screen, but their horror contributions before and after their theatrical breakthroughs can’t be overlooked.

We can always learn something new about these “Masters of Horror” simply by watching their television work. These small-screen endeavors show how talented filmmakers can traverse the limitations of TV while still preserving elements of the genre they helped build.


Mick Garris
Quicksilver Highway (1997)

Mick Garris is certainly no stranger to television; he’s done everything from writing (Amazing Stories) to directing (Psycho IV: The Beginning). Without him, we wouldn’t have the ambitious series Masters of Horror, either. He remained true to his love of anthologies by producing this bisected horror-comedy that first aired on Fox in 1997.

Quicksilver Highway stars Christopher Lloyd as the narrator of two ghoulish stories based on the respective works of Stephen King and Clive Barker; “Chattery Teeth” features a pair of novelty wind-up teeth springing to action during a dust storm-set carjacking, and “The Body Politic” pits a man against his own autonomous hand. Both tales demonstrate Garris’ morbid sense of humor and eye for outlandish imagery.


Lucio Fulci
The House of Clocks (1989)

Between giallo movies and spaghetti westerns, Lucio Fulci had a diverse career. His talent could not be limited to just horror, but that is definitely a genre where he excelled. Fulci directed and wrote two made-for-television movies as part of the series La case maledette (Cursed Homes); immediately following The House of Clocks, he began working on The Sweet House of Horrors. Both projects were shelved and not seen until later, though. 

The House of Clocks concerns three robbers getting more than they bargained for when they rob an elderly couple in their own home. The plan takes a turn for the worse, and the intruders are handed a sizable slice of just desserts; the many clocks in the house suddenly upset the flow of time and the criminals are now trapped inside with the homicidal homeowners. An ordinary abode turns into a chamber of torture where geriatric killers gleefully maim their youthful prey.


Sean S. Cunningham
Terminal Invasion (2002)

Sean S. Cunningham got his start around the same time as Wes Craven; they worked on movies together including The Last House on the Left. Of course, it wasn’t until 1980 that Cunningham changed the landscape of horror — Friday the 13th remains a template for the slasher subgenre. His other directed horror offerings include A Stranger is Watching (1982), The New Kids (1985), DeepStar Six (1989), and XCU: Extreme Close Up (2001).

In 2002, Cunningham’s Crystal Lake Entertainment produced an original cable movie for Syfy (née Sci-Fi Channel) called Terminal Invasion; the telefilm also reunited him with composer Harry Manfredini. The characters, including Bruce Campbell as an anti-heroic convict, are stranded inside a small airport during a blizzard when a shapeshifting alien starts to pick them off one by one. Terminal Invasion is essentially a one-location thriller with shades of The Thing, albeit far more low-key and talky.


Lamberto Bava
The Ogre (1989)

Lamberto Bava conceived five movies for the television series Brivido giallo (Yellow Thrills), but only four were actually produced. Of these films, The Ogre is promoted as a sequel to Demons and Demons 2 in some parts; the connection is a nominal one. The setup here is similar to that of The House by the Cemetery: a family experiences a supernatural event when they stay at a new home. In this case, the doomed destination is a rural Italian villa where a writer hopes to complete her latest book. A curse on the house, however, brings her childhood nightmares of a basement-dwelling ogre to life.

The Ogre is singular when it comes to the director’s body of work; the dreamlike yet ghastly ambience makes up for a lack of trademark Bava carnage. The repetition adds to the unreality at hand, but it can also wear thin on viewers. Even so, this grim fairy tale exudes eeriness.


Kiyoshi Kurosawa
Séance (2001)

Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s cheerless interpretation of Mark McShane’s novel Séance on a Wet Afternoon is the slowest of burns. Always cooking on low heat, his adaptation is a meditative lesson on dangerous ambitions and compromised ethics. He studies a desperate psychic who goes to extremes as she attains her own renown during a missing child case. Soon after, she and her husband are plagued with unrelenting guilt.

Kurosawa’s Séance is a master class in disquieting atmosphere and authentic scares. The director doesn’t create typical conditions for his brand of mounting dread; he manages to stir up a cold chill or two while still keeping everything cast in broad daylight.


Álex de la Iglesia
The Baby’s Room (2006)

Álex de la Iglesia earned his cult filmmaker status by creating strange and memorable genre movies like The Day of the Beast (1995), Witching and Bitching (2013), and The Bar (2017). Those titles show his brazen habits of pushing the envelope and disregarding convention. Yet when it came to his entry in the television event Películas para no dormir (Films to Keep You Awake), de la Iglesia shows an unusual level of restraint not typical with his style. He and his creative partner Jorge Guerricaechevarría reel in their affinity for blatant weirdness in favor of more relatively subtle creepiness.

In The Baby’s Room, a couple raising their firstborn in an old house hears mysterious voices from the baby monitor; yet no one is there when they go and check. The father comes to suspect someone (or something) is living in their house without them knowing it.


Wes Craven
Invitation to Hell (1984)

The “Sultan of Slash” has a few TV movies under his belt: Stranger in Our House (1978), Chiller (1985), Night Visions (1990), and, of course, the campy classic Invitation to Hell that came out the same year as A Nightmare on Elm Street. In the movie, the Winslow family moves up in society after the father accepts a job in Southern California. They eventually cross paths with Susan Lucci’s Jessica Jones, the lurid head of the local country club; she is adamant that the new transplants join so they too can enjoy all the perks of Steaming Springs. The father fends off Jessica’s aggressive advances as best he can, but his family is susceptible seeing as they’re all vying for something bigger and better.

In what feels very much like another reinterpretation of The Stepford Wives, a fear of change and perhaps technology stirs up a hefty and overt helping of anxiety for Robert Urich’s character. Lucci is a goddess with her chewy performance, and the otherworldly climax is striking given the medium.


Fred Walton
Trapped (1989)

Not every first-time director earns a cult hit right out of the gate, but Fred Walton did exactly that with his 1979 thriller When a Stranger Calls; he is also responsible for the clever teen slasher April Fool’s Day. For the most part, Walton’s career is rooted in television. On top of I Saw What You Did (1988), When a Stranger Calls Back (1993), and Dead Air (1994), one of his most effective TV movies is the USA Network original Trapped. This cat-and-mouse trembler — which sounds like the inspiration for Franck Khalfoun’s 2007 movie P2 — has a businesswoman fighting for her life as she’s locked inside a high-rise office building with a vengeful madman. While the scares are straightforward, Trapped is a thoroughly stressful and harrowing thrill ride.


Tobe Hooper
I’m Dangerous Tonight (1990)

Mädchen Amick and Anthony Perkins star in this cable movie based on a short story by Cornell Woolrich. In it, an unaware college student makes a dress out of a cursed ceremonial cloak, and accordingly, anyone who wears it becomes a heartless killer. Tobe Hooper’s hidden gem I’m Dangerous Tonight is a standard morality play with traits of slashers, body hijacking horror, and fairy tales. The damned dress ultimately becomes a tool for meaningful personal growth for our put-upon main character who we’re completely endeared to because of Amick’s earnest performance.


John Carpenter
Someone’s Watching Me! (1978)

Being eclipsed by your own work can be frustrating especially if the thing that’s overlooked is good in its own right. Halloween had just been released in theaters when NBC aired John Carpenter’s made-for-television thriller Someone’s Watching Me! a month later. The story revolves around a live-TV director (Lauren Hutton) moving to LA after she experienced personal problems at her last job. The apartment she moves into has an undisclosed past that entails the last tenant being harassed by a twisted peeper in the building across the way. Hutton’s character, who is typically cheeky and confident to a fault, slowly falls apart as she becomes the stalker’s next target.

Someone’s Watching Me! is a skillful and tense update of classic imperiled women stories of yesteryear like Midnight Lace. Hutton and Adrienne Barbeau are equally fantastic and personable; the violent voyeur is a timeless villain who will make your skin crawl.

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Silly, Self-Aware ‘Amityville Christmas Vacation’ Is a Welcome Change of Pace [The Amityville IP]

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Twice a month Joe Lipsett will dissect a new Amityville Horror film to explore how the “franchise” has evolved in increasingly ludicrous directions. This is “The Amityville IP.” 

After a number of bloated runtimes and technically inept entries, it’s something of a relief to watch Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022). The 55-minute film doesn’t even try to hit feature length, which is a wise decision for a film with a slight, but enjoyable premise.

The amusingly self-aware comedy is written and directed by Steve Rudzinski, who also stars as protagonist Wally Griswold. The premise is simple: a newspaper article celebrating the hero cop catches the attention of B’n’B owner Samantha (Marci Leigh), who lures Wally to Amityville under the false claim that he’s won a free Christmas stay.

Naturally it turns out that the house is haunted by a vengeful ghost named Jessica D’Angelo (Aleen Isley), but instead of murdering him like the other guests, Jessica winds up falling in love with him.

Several other recent Amityville films, including Amityville Cop and Amityville in Space, have leaned into comedy, albeit to varying degrees of success. Amityville Christmas Vacation is arguably the most successful because, despite its hit/miss joke ratio, at least the film acknowledges its inherent silliness and never takes itself seriously.

In this capacity, the film is more comedy than horror (the closest comparison is probably Amityville Vibrator, which blended hard-core erotica with references to other titles in the “series”). The jokes here are enjoyably varied: Wally glibly acknowledges his racism and excessive use of force in a way that reflects the real world culture shift around criticisms of police work; the last names of the lovers, as well the title of the film, are obvious homages to the National Lampoon’s holiday film; and the narrative embodies the usual festive tropes of Hallmark and Lifetime Christmas movies.

This self-awareness buys the film a certain amount of goodwill, which is vital considering Rudzinski’s clear budgetary limitations. Jessica’s ghost make-up is pretty basic, the action is practically non-existent, and the whole film essentially takes place in a single location. These elements are forgivable, though audiences whose funny bone isn’t tickled will find the basic narrative, low stakes, and amateur acting too glaring to overlook. It must be acknowledged that in spite of its brief runtime, there’s still an undeniable feeling of padding in certain dialogue exchanges and sequences.

Despite this, there’s plenty to like about Amityville Christmas Vacation.

Rudzinski is the clear stand-out here. Wally is a goof: he’s incredibly slow on the uptake and obsessed with his cat Whiskers. The early portions of the film lean on Wally’s inherent likeability and Rudzinski shares an easy charm with co-star Isley, although her performance is a bit more one-note (Jessica is mostly confused by the idiot who has wandered into her midst).

Falling somewhere in the middle are Ben Dietels as Rick (Ben Dietels), Wally’s pathetic co-worker who has invented a family to spend the holidays with, and Zelda (Autumn Ivy), the supernatural case worker that Jessica Zooms with for advice on how to negotiate her newfound situation.

The other actors are less successful, particularly Garrett Hunter as ghost hunter Creighton Spool (Scott Lewis), as well as Samantha, the home owner. Leigh, in particular, barely makes an impression and there’s absolutely no bite in her jealous threats in the last act.

Like most comedies, audience mileage will vary depending on their tolerance for low-brow jokes. If the idea of Wally chastising and giving himself a pep talk out loud in front of Jessica isn’t funny, Amityville Christmas Vacation likely isn’t for you. As it stands, the film’s success rate is approximately 50/50: for every amusing joke, there’s another one that misses the mark.

Despite this – or perhaps because of the film’s proximity to the recent glut of terrible entries – Amityville Christmas Vacation is a welcome breath of fresh air. It’s not a great film, but it is often amusing and silly. There’s something to be said for keeping things simple and executing them reasonably well.

That’s a lesson that other indie Amityville filmmakers could stand to learn.

2.5 out of 5 skulls

The Amityville IP Awards go to…

  • Recurring Gag: The film mines plenty of jokes from characters saying the quiet part (out) loud, including Samantha’s delivery of “They’re always the people I hate” when Wally asks how he won a contest he didn’t enter.
  • Holiday Horror: There’s a brief reference that Jessica died in an “icicle accident,” which plays like a perfect blend between a horror film and a Hallmark film.
  • Best Line: After Jessica jokes about Wally’s love of all things cats to Zelda, calling him the “cat’s meow,” the case worker’s deadpan delivery of “Yeah, that sounds like an inside joke” is delightful.
  • Christmas Wish: In case you were wondering, yes, Santa Claus (Joshua Antoon) does show up for the film’s final joke, though it’s arguably not great.
  • Chainsaw Award: This film won Fangoria’s ‘Best Amityville’ Chainsaw award in 2023, which makes sense given how unique it is compared to many other titles released in 2022. This also means that the film is probably the best entry we’ll discuss for some time, so…yay?
  • ICYMI: This editorial series was recently included in a profile in the The New York Times, another sign that the Amityville “franchise” will never truly die.

Next time: we’re hitting the holidays in the wrong order with a look at November 2022’s Amityville Thanksgiving, which hails from the same creative team as Amityville Karen <gulp>

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