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Shotguns, Sleaze, and Secret Passages: 25 Years of ‘Duke Nukem 3D’
What was the first time you really clicked with a First Person Shooter? Some will say DOOM, others Call of Duty or Counterstrike. Maybe something a bit different like Left 4 Dead or Half-Life? For me, it really began with trying 3D Realms’ Duke Nukem 3D on my uncle’s PC.
I’d grown up embracing sci-fi and horror, as well as over the top 80s action films, so after going through an opening level, set in a war-torn Downtown Los Angeles, that was full of just that, a teenage me was naturally left in awe of Duke Nukem 3D for a variety of reasons.
Duke Nukem 3D sees the titular musclebound action hero saving the world from an alien invasion the only way he knows how, by reeling off one-liners and blowing shit up. Duke’s appearance and attitude was a blender full of 1980s action heroes. A frothy mixture of Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Kurt Russell, Bruce Campbell, and Roddy Piper, with a crude sense of humor targeted directly at teenage boys. It veers into absurd parody of the action movie genre and pokes fun at its then rivals (the eviscerated DOOM guy Easter Egg was mindblowing to me at the time).

This was, of course, an incredibly violent game for the time, albeit with tongue lodged firmly in cheek (Duke threatens to rip a boss’ head off and shit down his neck, and in a cutscene after the fight, keeps that promise) and the pixelated titillation that accompanied it (A strip club is an early setting, and undressed ladies are a common sight throughout) made sure it wasn’t destined to be sitting in many kids’ Christmas stockings.
Graphic, violent games were almost taboo to me at this stage of life (and still a relative rarity in the medium). I could freely read horror books, and my parents were fairly good about letting me watch violent action and horror films (they were less into me and my brothers watching wrestling because siblings and choreographed violence ends in foosball tables being shattered by one kid throwing another off a bunk bed), but video game violence? Not something that was so readily accepted, especially given how high profile they’d been made by newspaper hysteria.
So getting that whiff of Duke Nukem at my uncle’s house was rarefied air. Just as it had been when I got to play slivers of Mortal Kombat, DOOM, and Resident Evil at a friends house (I saw right up until the first zombie showed up in Resident Evil before that friend refused to have the game on again).

We were lucky enough to be getting a PC for the first time soon after that experience, and my Dad managed to get my uncle to sneak a copy of Duke Nukem 3D in amongst some more ‘family-friendly’ fare. You bet your behind I got to playing that game as soon as I could.
The opening level of Duke Nukem 3D was already taking up residence in my impressionable young mind after that brief taste, but after that first week actually getting to play it properly at home, it was permanently burned into my brain.
Beneath the perviness, gore, and quotes ripped from films (I thought the ‘All Outta Gum’ line from They Live was from this game only for a few years before finally watching the movie) was this game full of cool secrets. Hidden switches and doorways, fun Easter Eggs, and grubby jokes were the reward for exploring what are, by modern standards, relatively small spaces. Yes, Duke was, and is, a shallow game when it comes to its characters and story, but as a 3D space to be explored? It was incredibly deep.

Level, after level, Duke 3D offered up a slew of secrets to uncover alongside its satisfying selection of alien-slaying arsenal (shrinking enemies and crushing them under your boot didn’t get old for a long time). A slew of expansions and mods kept me coming back again and again, and I naturally hoped for more from the Duke.
But maybe Duke Nukem was always set up to fall from grace.
After all, the cigar-chomping parody of 80s action heroes built a reputation on violence, sleaze, and misogyny, and while it once worked on a satirical level, the point only had to be missed once or twice for it to turn sour. Which it inevitably did.
Action movies were already moving away from that style, and first-person shooters were beginning to evolve at an alarming rate (the Nine Inch Nails-scored Quake would debut later the same year Duke Nukem 3D came out, and Half-Life was just a couple of years away).
A long-gestating ‘true sequel’ became a meme, as Duke Nukem Forever took an absurd amount of time to finally release, and Duke, unfortunately, didn’t get the same late-career revival as his action movie star inspirations. Duke Nukem Forever ended up being a nostalgia-baiting flop, a game way out of its time, and one that clearly misunderstood most of the reasons behind Duke Nukem 3D’s success.
For me though, Duke Nukem will always be defined by Duke Nukem 3D. A game of thrilling discovery with more depth to it than the abundance of strippers and alien guts would imply. One that stands alone in getting the balance of smarts and sleaze just about right.
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Forgotten ’80s Satanic Panic Horror Gem ‘The Kiss’ Is Worth Rediscovering
Horror was thriving so well in the 1980s that movies like Pen Densham’s The Kiss (1988) would understandably get lost in the shuffle, only to then gain their fans later on in life. Even still, this one Canadian-American curio has had a more challenging time than others, as far as contemporary reevaluations go, which is very likely due to the movie’s limited availability—at least as of this write-up.
However, the scarceness of The Kiss, while a bit annoying, makes it like catnip for ‘80s horror completists everywhere. Hopefully, a lot of them will walk away satisfied after watching this hidden gem.
Even though The Kiss was intended as the first of several horror collaborations between Astral Pictures and TriStar, as well as the first feature produced by Densham, Richard B. Lewis and John Watson’s Trilogy Entertainment Group, it ended up being the only one produced from that former union. Once the movie was released, TriStar’s distribution jitters—they opted for a regional rollout—did the $6-million flick no favors. TriStar’s cold feet toward horror releases have been well noted, but The Kiss still did a tad better than Night of the Creeps (1986), another genre outing that flopped due to its regional opening.
Shot in Montreal, but set in Albany, New York, The Kiss—which was still called The Host just a few months before its October premiere—concerns an average middle-class family and their forthcoming situation. The uncanny problem in store for them was, in fact, set in motion some years earlier. As that hot and dusty flashback to the Belgian Congo shows, a familial curse was set upon the two Dunbar sisters well before Meredith Salenger’s teenage character was born.

Meredith Salenger, Nicholas Kilbertus and Mimi Kuzyk in The Kiss
The Kiss, which was based on a story by co-writer Stephen Volk (Ghostwatch) and penned by both Volk and Tom Ropelewski, has the outward appearance of The Stepfather (1987). This movie, though, is anything but a gender-flipped retread of that classic domestic disturber. For starters, The Kiss is far less grounded in reality—that much is clear from its unsettling opening scene. There, a trusting girl (Priscilla Mouzakiotis) is the victim of her own deceptive aunt (Céline Lomez); the movie’s titular act, and the story’s first shock, becomes the means of transferring an ancient evil from one host to another.
In the present day, Salenger’s role of Amy Halloran, a religious schoolgirl, is dealt a harsh blow in life once her mother, Hilary Halloran née Dunbar (Pamela Collyer), suddenly dies in a freak accident. But rather than a complete stranger sweeping the Halloran widower (Nicholas Kilbertus) off his feet some months later, Joanna Pacula’s character is that chosen temptress. Here, Pacula plays the grown-up version of the afflicted girl last seen in the movie’s opener. Since Amy’s mother is insistent about there being no reunion between estranged sisters, and she even contemplates buying a gun shortly before her tragic demise, it’s presumable that Aunt Felice poses a threat to her family.
The Kiss isn’t a movie ever too concerned about its own predictability. The audience is indeed often one step ahead of the story here, but also keep in mind how every one of those steps is loud. Take, for instance, the death of Amy’s mother; the Halloran matriarch goes out in garish, gruesome fashion, as a supernaturally commandeered truck sends Collyer’s character through a store window first, then leaves her one leg short. The directorial enthusiasm truly comes out in horrific moments such as these.
The Kiss is always sure to revel in its characters’ ills and misfortunes. So if the plot doesn’t impress, then its lurid parts should. Amy’s mother’s exit scene was proof of an eager, first-time horror director proving his worth. Then, bestie Heather (Sabrina Boudot) survives to tell the tale of a bizarre escalator mishap that, despite showing relatively less gore, spikes viewers’ empathy meter. The wilder bits of this movie, however, commence with that inevitable hookup between Felice and Amy’s bewitched father; their kitchen coitus is paralleled by Amy’s feverish classroom terror. The outcome there is a disquieting cross-cut of sex magic and a young woman’s menstrual onset plus hallucinations.

Sabrina Boudot in The Kiss
From foam appliances to bladders, that parade of special effects in The Kiss casts its own spell on the audience. Felice’s familiar, a visibly malevolent cat, was realized here with several models, some more articulate than others. Admittedly, the demon cat’s not as convincing as most of the effects here, but accepting that artifice, as opposed to fighting it, will make the whole experience way more enjoyable. As for the makeup used to manifest Felice’s inner villainy, it is more minimal and subtle than one might like; yet the work done to turn Pacula into an antithesis of herself is nonetheless compelling.
The otherworldly perils and dreadful goings-on wouldn’t work half as well as they do in The Kiss without the story’s contrast effect. Finding frights in picturesque, extremely ordinary settings was something that took off in the ‘80s, thanks to that sweeping shift to locales like the suburbs. And Amy’s home, a replica of a real Montreal suburban house, is the ideal battleground for any proper good-versus-evil story. It’s also prime real estate for this movie’s satanic panic-inspired horrors.
Because of their ostensibly similar plots, The Kiss has been compared to The Exorcist (1973). Except in Densham’s movie, the sinister, non-Christian entity targeting a teen girl lies within something less apparent and, perhaps, more devastating upon its exposure. To an outsider, Pacula’s Aunt Felice is too beautiful and unobjectionable to ever suspect of being a monster. More suspicious is how quickly she rips into the fabric of the Halloran home. Felice’s mere presence upsets the “texture of family life,” according to the director.

The demon cat in The Kiss
Taking out Amy’s mother and best friend, and distracting her father, would suggest The Kiss is playing by a different set of rules. It is initially leaving its adolescent target unsupported in a rather grim scenario. In contrast, though, this story offers up a surrogate parent who does her best to fill in the holes of Amy’s eroding home life. Mimi Kuzyk does good work as that family friend and doctor, Brenda, who guides the lost child without also steering her in any one direction; she is naturally skeptical of Amy’s accusations until it’s almost too late to do anything about them. So although The Kiss does an admirable job of undoing the main character’s support system, it never leaves her without a lifeline. This dark movie, in spite of everything that’s transpired, doesn’t deprive itself of light and hope.
The Kiss is a potent mélange of familiar ideas. If not for the director’s surprise flair for horror, though, the movie would have been less effective. What a shame that Pen Densham didn’t continue with the genre. As for Joanna Pacula, she is, too, owed credit as the wicked vixen opposite Meredith Salenger’s pitiable Amy; she never fails to be unsettling in her role. Pacula makes Aunt Felice a sexy yet intimidating character.
For horror that steadily doles out madness and menace, while also delivering a flashy and ghastly conclusion, The Kiss is certain to please. Yes, it’s cheesy all the way, but most favorably, everyone involved plays everything straight. That kind of commitment goes a long way with this movie.

The Kiss
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