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‘To All a Goodnight’ – Unwrapping the Christmas Slasher Released the Same Year as ‘Friday the 13th’

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Four years before Silent Night, Deadly Night sparked a moral outcry — a movie which critic Gene Siskel called “contemptible” — another slasher used Santa Claus’ image for its own bloodthirsty story. However, To All a Goodnight managed to avoid all the hand-wringing from panicky parents and busybodies only due to the fact that most people didn’t even know this movie existed. Not much has changed whenever it’s mentioned today.

Had David Hess and Alex Rebar’s Santa slasher been granted a larger theatrical rollout back in 1980, perhaps it would have been the target of what many deem the greatest moral uproar in horror history. It’s no exaggeration to say there was an overreaction to Silent Night, Deadly Night; from the creation of advocacy groups to one psychologist fearing the movie would undo kids’ potty training, the hubbub surrounding Charles Sellier’s Christmasploitative slasher was unprecedented for the time. 

As Silent Night, Deadly Night fans now know, the protests helped it in the long run, seeing as all the negative attention only made folks more aware of as well as curious to see the controversial Christmas movie. Perhaps a little notoriety would have benefitted To All a Goodnight, rather than letting the movie take its actual course in life. That isn’t to say, hiding beneath the obscurity lies an underrated and particularly well made flick. Plenty would agree To All a Goodnight was forgotten for good reasons. 

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Image: Judith Bridges, Linda Gentile and William Lauer.

As with most slashers from this era, To All a Goodnight was made with Halloween in mind. Its success, to be more specific. The rush job on production — including a 10-day shoot at a seaside mansion in Santa Barbara — so the movie could make its deadline in December of 1979 was all for naught, seeing as potential distributor 20th Century Fox ultimately lost interest. Rebar suspected their withdrawal had to do with one of the movie’s stars: adult actor Harry Reems (credited as Dan Stryker). Despite the setback, Intercontinental Releasing Corporation came to the rescue and gave the picture a limited run that following January. The movie then didn’t see a VHS release until ‘83.

In a flashback set two years before To All a Goodnight’s current events unfold, a group of Calvin Finishing School for Girls’ finest is shown in hot pursuit, shouting “Sorority! Sorority!” at the petrified victim of their bizarre hazing ritual. Finally, the chasee plummets from a balcony and, as one might gather from the sight of her motionless body, dies. The audience barely has time to snicker over the scene’s use of an unmistakable dummy when the movie moves on to the present and commences with its foreseeable revenge story.

Christmas horror movies tend to juxtapose typical holiday cheer with dark disturbances. To All a Goodnight, however, looks more like Christmas in July than Christmas in December. Don’t expect to see any snow here, and whatever the movie has in the way of yuletide décor is limited. Being filmed and set in sunny California — “sunny” is exactly right because this movie’s notorious day-for-night scenes are even more obvious in high-def — and constrained by a $75,000 budget, the unseasonal look can’t be helped. Rebar also only cared about having the killer dressed as Santa Claus; a wintry environment was of less importance to him. Hess’ directorial debut, which comes after years of making music and his starring in movies like The Last House on the Left and The House on the Edge of the Park, does at least satisfy the more crucial component of Christmas horror. As several Calvin students stay behind over the holidays, they do what comes natural in any slasher: they have sex, then die at the hands of a costumed murderer.

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Image: Jennifer Runyon as Nancy.

Silent Night, Deadly Night felt the sting of extreme moral policing because of its own unfortunate timing. Eighties America, after all, was conservative under Ronald Reagan’s rule. Nowadays, the pairing of Christmas and darker content is more accepted. Maybe normal. While To All a Goodnight certainly could have been lambasted for its twisted depiction of Santa and using the holidays as a massacre’s backdrop, it’s worth noting that the movie was born at the tail-end of the seventies. Above everything else here, the period’s more liberal attitudes toward sex are reflected in Rebar’s story as both male and female characters are libidinous, not to mention unapologetic. The sexual agenda is quickly apparent in a movie where the women’s soon-to-be bedpartners arrive via phallic object; the men’s private plane descends on a landing strip near a women-only campus. Oddly enough, though, the cast’s resident porn star was excluded from all the ensuing sex. Harry Reems’ mustachioed character instead hangs back at the plane, only to then later be cut to shreds by a wing propeller.

An air of weirdness already pervades this house in which a naughty Santa lurks and kills, and things only get weirder once the male suitors appear. What the central characters lack in depth they make up for in personality. Judith Bridges’ Leia can’t dethrone Barb from Black Christmas as the holidays’ queen of mean, but the theatrical leader and bad girl of the Calvin stragglers is shamelessly indulgent. Her kooky performance is one to remember. Also of note is all the unmeaningful dialogue; characters routinely say a lot without really saying anything at all. Overall, this slasher’s quirks leave more of a mark than its actual horror elements. To All a Goodnight doesn’t provoke scares or even stir up too much excitement, yet its offbeat execution of a now familiar formula is more fascinating than it’s given credit for.

The urge to call To All a Goodnight an overlooked influence on the first major slasher wave is tempting. However, it’s doubtful many budding filmmakers saw the movie back then, much less felt inclined to use it as a template. If anything, Rebar’s script plays out like a hornier and less vague reimagining of Bob Clark’s Black Christmas. Even the inclusion of a Santa-suited killer isn’t groundbreaking; Amicus’ Tales from the Crypt adaptation already put a murderous Saint Nick on the big screen after the trope originated in comics. Still and all, this movie had the good luck of not only beating other Christmas slashers to the punch, it handles the concept rather differently without skimping on the necessary trimmings.


Horror contemplates in great detail how young people handle inordinate situations and all of life’s unexpected challenges. While the genre forces characters of every age to face their fears, it is especially interested in how youths might fare in life-or-death scenarios.

The column Young Blood is dedicated to horror stories for and about teenagers, as well as other young folks on the brink of terror.

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Image: The Santa-suited killer claims another victim.

Paul Lê is a Texas-based, Tomato approved critic at Bloody Disgusting, Dread Central, and Tales from the Paulside.

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Silly, Self-Aware ‘Amityville Christmas Vacation’ Is a Welcome Change of Pace [The Amityville IP]

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Twice a month Joe Lipsett will dissect a new Amityville Horror film to explore how the “franchise” has evolved in increasingly ludicrous directions. This is “The Amityville IP.” 

After a number of bloated runtimes and technically inept entries, it’s something of a relief to watch Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022). The 55-minute film doesn’t even try to hit feature length, which is a wise decision for a film with a slight, but enjoyable premise.

The amusingly self-aware comedy is written and directed by Steve Rudzinski, who also stars as protagonist Wally Griswold. The premise is simple: a newspaper article celebrating the hero cop catches the attention of B’n’B owner Samantha (Marci Leigh), who lures Wally to Amityville under the false claim that he’s won a free Christmas stay.

Naturally it turns out that the house is haunted by a vengeful ghost named Jessica D’Angelo (Aleen Isley), but instead of murdering him like the other guests, Jessica winds up falling in love with him.

Several other recent Amityville films, including Amityville Cop and Amityville in Space, have leaned into comedy, albeit to varying degrees of success. Amityville Christmas Vacation is arguably the most successful because, despite its hit/miss joke ratio, at least the film acknowledges its inherent silliness and never takes itself seriously.

In this capacity, the film is more comedy than horror (the closest comparison is probably Amityville Vibrator, which blended hard-core erotica with references to other titles in the “series”). The jokes here are enjoyably varied: Wally glibly acknowledges his racism and excessive use of force in a way that reflects the real world culture shift around criticisms of police work; the last names of the lovers, as well the title of the film, are obvious homages to the National Lampoon’s holiday film; and the narrative embodies the usual festive tropes of Hallmark and Lifetime Christmas movies.

This self-awareness buys the film a certain amount of goodwill, which is vital considering Rudzinski’s clear budgetary limitations. Jessica’s ghost make-up is pretty basic, the action is practically non-existent, and the whole film essentially takes place in a single location. These elements are forgivable, though audiences whose funny bone isn’t tickled will find the basic narrative, low stakes, and amateur acting too glaring to overlook. It must be acknowledged that in spite of its brief runtime, there’s still an undeniable feeling of padding in certain dialogue exchanges and sequences.

Despite this, there’s plenty to like about Amityville Christmas Vacation.

Rudzinski is the clear stand-out here. Wally is a goof: he’s incredibly slow on the uptake and obsessed with his cat Whiskers. The early portions of the film lean on Wally’s inherent likeability and Rudzinski shares an easy charm with co-star Isley, although her performance is a bit more one-note (Jessica is mostly confused by the idiot who has wandered into her midst).

Falling somewhere in the middle are Ben Dietels as Rick (Ben Dietels), Wally’s pathetic co-worker who has invented a family to spend the holidays with, and Zelda (Autumn Ivy), the supernatural case worker that Jessica Zooms with for advice on how to negotiate her newfound situation.

The other actors are less successful, particularly Garrett Hunter as ghost hunter Creighton Spool (Scott Lewis), as well as Samantha, the home owner. Leigh, in particular, barely makes an impression and there’s absolutely no bite in her jealous threats in the last act.

Like most comedies, audience mileage will vary depending on their tolerance for low-brow jokes. If the idea of Wally chastising and giving himself a pep talk out loud in front of Jessica isn’t funny, Amityville Christmas Vacation likely isn’t for you. As it stands, the film’s success rate is approximately 50/50: for every amusing joke, there’s another one that misses the mark.

Despite this – or perhaps because of the film’s proximity to the recent glut of terrible entries – Amityville Christmas Vacation is a welcome breath of fresh air. It’s not a great film, but it is often amusing and silly. There’s something to be said for keeping things simple and executing them reasonably well.

That’s a lesson that other indie Amityville filmmakers could stand to learn.

2.5 out of 5 skulls

The Amityville IP Awards go to…

  • Recurring Gag: The film mines plenty of jokes from characters saying the quiet part (out) loud, including Samantha’s delivery of “They’re always the people I hate” when Wally asks how he won a contest he didn’t enter.
  • Holiday Horror: There’s a brief reference that Jessica died in an “icicle accident,” which plays like a perfect blend between a horror film and a Hallmark film.
  • Best Line: After Jessica jokes about Wally’s love of all things cats to Zelda, calling him the “cat’s meow,” the case worker’s deadpan delivery of “Yeah, that sounds like an inside joke” is delightful.
  • Christmas Wish: In case you were wondering, yes, Santa Claus (Joshua Antoon) does show up for the film’s final joke, though it’s arguably not great.
  • Chainsaw Award: This film won Fangoria’s ‘Best Amityville’ Chainsaw award in 2023, which makes sense given how unique it is compared to many other titles released in 2022. This also means that the film is probably the best entry we’ll discuss for some time, so…yay?
  • ICYMI: This editorial series was recently included in a profile in the The New York Times, another sign that the Amityville “franchise” will never truly die.

Next time: we’re hitting the holidays in the wrong order with a look at November 2022’s Amityville Thanksgiving, which hails from the same creative team as Amityville Karen <gulp>

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