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My Boyfriend’s Back: Horror’s Best and Worst Boyfriends [1989 Week]

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Presented by Lisa Frankenstein1989 Week is dialing the clock back to the crossroads year for the genre with a full week of features that dig six feet under into the year. Today, Jenn Adams weighs in on the dreamiest and scariest boyfriends the genre has to offer.

We’ve all dated our fair share of bad boys. They win us over with their dreamy aloofness, then just when we’ve let our guard down, they turn out to be monsters in disguise. Horror has a long history of these roguish young lovers, some so bad they commit cold-blooded murder. But they’re not all monsters.

Every once in a while, a cinematic boyfriend manages to be attractive, kind, and non-murderous, all while supporting his girlfriend as she runs away from the film’s true villain. Rospo Pallenberg presents us with two appealing boyfriends in the 1989 slasher Cutting Class. Brian (Donovan Leitch Jr.) and Dwight (Brad Pitt) both vie for the affections of Paula (Jill Schoelen) and it’s not until the final act that we find out which one she should kick to the curb.

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Cole Sprouse stars as The Creature and Kathryn Newton as Lisa Swallows in LISA FRANKENSTEIN, a Focus Features release.
Credit: Michele K. Short / © 2024 FOCUS FEATURES LLC

Set in the same year, Zelda Williams’s Lisa Frankenstein features an equally perplexing beau. His rotting flesh and missing body parts suggest this Creature (Cole Sprouse) might not be boyfriend material, but his sensitive eyes and musical charm may be worth a second glance. As we try to decide whether to date him or dump him, let’s revisit some of horror’s classic boyfriends, from the swoon worthy best to the villainous worst.


Best: Chip – Jennifer’s Body

Needy (Amanda Seyfried) has been best friends with the stunning Jennifer Check (Megan Fox) since their days playing together in the elementary school sandbox. Hopelessly devoted to the popular flag girl, she puts up with passive aggressive behavior, manipulative insults, and cruel abandonment because she genuinely believes they’ll be best friends forever.

Balancing the scales is Needy’s boyfriend Chip (Johnny Simmons). He may not approve of her friendship with Jennifer, but he does love his girlfriend. Chip is always there when Needy needs support and he excels in building her back up when Jennifer lashes out. He’s not even angry when Needy ends their relationship to protect him from her friend’s out-of-control murder spree.

Having transformed into a powerful succubus, Jennifer does indeed seduce Chip to punish Needy for her ethical concerns. In a final showdown, the endearing couple works together to stop the demon possessing Jennifer’s body from feasting on any more boys though only one young lover will survive this dangerous encounter. Sandbox love never dies, but true high school love doesn’t either.


Worst: JD – Heathers

On the opposite end of the spectrum is Jason Dead, aka J.D. (Christian Slater), the cute new loner at Westerberg High School. Observing the social atmosphere from a corner table in the cafeteria, J.D. finds himself intrigued by Veronica Sawyer (Winona Ryder) and her gang of ultra popular mean girls, all conveniently named Heather.

But J.D. is no angel. After pulling a gun filled with blanks on two jock bullies, he sneaks in through Veronica’s bedroom window and helps her pull off a prank that accidentally kills the highest ranking Heather. This unintentional murder kicks off a killing spree in which J.D. and Veronica attempt to eliminate the school’s bullies one by one. U

nfortunately the sensational nature of their deaths make their victims more popular than ever. As their relationship spins out of control, Veronica begins to see J.D.’s more psychotic side. The next time he breaks into her bedroom, it might just be to kill her – before going on to murder the entire student body.


Best: Carter – Happy Death Day

For many college girls, waking up in a strange boy’s dorm room would be an absolute nightmare. But Tree Gelbman (Jessica Rothe) manages to find the nicest guy on campus to crash with. After a drunken night out, Carter (Israel Broussard) has allowed her to sleep it off in his bed while he curls up on the floor. Tree rewards him for this kindness by pretending not to know him around her shallow sorority sisters.

Unfortunately, she wakes up in Carter’s room again the next morning and finds herself trapped in a time loop she’s doomed to repeat until she can figure out who keeps killing her. Though they begin as relative strangers, Carter soon becomes the only one Tree can turn to for help.

As the day plays out over and over again, she starts to see the world in a new light and lets go of the stuck-up party girl persona she was using as a form of emotional protection. Tree’s endlessly repeating day truly takes a turn when she finally wakes up to the great guy standing there, right in front of her eyes.


Worst: Arnie – Christine

Nerdy Arnie Cunningham (Keith Gordon) never thought he’d be able to get a date with anyone, least of all the most beautiful girl in school. After years of being picked on or ignored by nearly everyone but his popular friend Dennis (John Stockwell), Arnie has pretty much accepted his status as a loser. But one glimpse of a run down 1957 Plymouth Fury changes everything for the shy boy with the taped-together glasses.

As he begins to fix up the car he calls Christine, Arnie’s own appearance begins to change. With growing confidence and increasingly good looks, he works up the courage to ask out Leigh (Alexandra Paul), the gorgeous new student and the apple of Dennis’s own eye. Unfortunately, Arnie’s transformation doesn’t stop with improved social status and the formerly sweet teen develops a sinister new personality.

Instead, Arnie spends all his time with Christine, and Leigh begins to wonder which lady actually holds the keys to his heart. When people who’ve wronged Arnie begin to die grisly deaths in the road, Leigh worries that if she doesn’t break it off with Arnie, she may just be the next to stare down Christine’s murderous headlights.


Best: Ray – I Know What You Did Last Summer

Everyone believes they’ll be able to keep their high school romance going strong after graduation. Many have tried and failed, but few couples have had the deck stacked against them like Ray Bronson (Freddie Prinze Jr.) and Julie James (Jennifer Love Hewitt). With the grim reality of separate colleges looming, Julie and Ray join their two best friends for a moonlit bonfire on the rocky coast. When a horrific hit and run sends the frightened teens reeling, they decide to cover up the crime and carry on with their lives as if nothing ever happened.

Unfortunately, none of the four friends find it easy to move on. Their promising relationships and bright futures cannot survive in the shadow of this horrible lie. The following summer, Julie receives a note from an anonymous sender claiming to know their awful secret and has no choice but to turn to Ray, now her ex, to find the slicker-clad stalker.

Fortunately, Ray still loves Julie despite all they’ve been through. He vows to protect her and doesn’t turn away even when she suspects him of murdering her friends. With his undying devotion and protective support, Ray proves to be one of the best cinematic boyfriends in the history of ’90s teen horror.


Worst: Billy Loomis – Scream

Wes Craven’s Scream could be considered a modern day masterpiece for many reasons, but we particularly love the way he points directly to the killer in an early scene then spends the rest of the film daring us to doubt our own senses. The troubled Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) may be handsome, and he’s definitely trying to support his girlfriend Sidney (Neve Campbell) as the anniversary of her mother’s death approaches. But we’re just not sure if we should trust him. And neither is Sidney.

When a costumed killer starts slashing through the students of Woodsboro High, Billy appears to be the prime suspect. Only a night in jail and a clean cell-phone history can convince her to give this moody boyfriend a second chance. Sidney regrets her distrust when Billy becomes the latest victim at a killer house party that concludes the film. Turns out this, too, is another lie.

Not only is Billy the killer, but he and his best friend Stu (Matthew Lillard) are the true culprits behind her mother’s brutal murder one year ago. It seems that this dreamy bad boy actually is bad and if Sidney can’t foil his master plan, she’s going to become his final victim.


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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later

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Grace Jones and Dedee Pfeiffer in Vamp

College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.

Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.

Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.

To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character. 

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Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp

The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.

Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.

If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.

Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

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Grace Jones in Vamp

Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.

As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.

Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

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Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp

Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.

In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.

The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partnerSqueak, who looks like he wasfed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires. 

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Lisa Lyon in Vamp

If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.

Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.

The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of acomic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong doescome true, and it is very enjoyable.

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