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Comic Book “Kill, Bang, Marry” With Joshua Williamson
Kill, Bang, Marry. A timeless game for classy folk around the globe. Like Hungry Hungry Hippos or Candy Land…it’s a game our children will remember fondly. And today, it’s a game you’ll remember fondly as we play our first ever game of Kill, Bang, Marry with writer Joshua Williamson of Image Shadowline’s “Ghosted” & the upcoming Image Comics’ “Nailbiter”. Every time I say *DING DING* I want you to imagine a scantily clad Harley Quinn walking around a boxing ring with a “new round” sign. 
*DING DING* Round One: Kill, Bang, Marry
1. Nimble Jack from Colder
2. DC’s Bloody Mary
3. Cal McDonald from Criminal Macabre
Joshua Williamson:
1. Marry Nimble Jack. At least things would be interesting. We’d travel the world weirding people out. And he is nimble, right?
2. Bang Bloody Mary. Damn red heads. And I don’t think she’d get as attached as the other two.
3. Kill Cal. Sorry, Steve! They made me choose! He’d probably be brought back from the dead somehow anyway.
*DING DING* Round Two: Kill, Bang, Marry
1. DC’s Matter Eater Lad
2. Suzie from Sex Criminals
3. Old Hob (TMNT)
Joshua Williamson:
1. Bang Matter Eater. I’m not going to explain why, but yeah. But… Go Legion!
2. Marry Suzie! Oh Suzie. You gotta get away from that Jon. He’s no good. I knew it from the moment I met him. You deserve so much better.
3. Kill Old Hob. He keeps fucking with my boys the Ninja Turtles. And he always seems pretty miserable.
*DING DING* Round Three: Kill, Bang, Marry
1. DC’s Vibe (from the 80s, not the reboot)
2. Evil Mel from Coffin Hill
3. Floronic Man
Joshua Williamson:
1. Marry Vibe. Any guy who would wear that outfit would have some interesting stories for when the marriage got stale and we’d be stuck at a table having dinner with nothing to say. I’d start by asking him if he shaved his whole chest or just the exposed areas from that crazy costume. [Ed. Note: We’re hoping he only shaves that deep, deep V… *wink*]
2. Bang Evil Mel. Something about those eyes.
3. Kill Floronic Man. Plant people freak me out. He’d have to go bye-bye.
*DING DING* Bonus Round! Rat Queens: Kill, Bang, Marry
1. Dee
2. Violet
3. Hannah
Joshua Williamson:
This was the hardest of all of these…
1. Marry Dee. I dig her style. She’s got the whole skull motif thing going on.
2. Kill Violet. Poor Violet. You seem nice. It’s not that you’re not my type… It’s just the other two…. Listen… it’s not you it’s me. [Ed. Note: You’ll have to go through me first!]
3. Bang Hannah. The tattoos, the attitude, that hair… She’d probably eat me alive but it would be worth it.
Thanks, Joshua, for playing our game and sufficiently creeping us out! Everyone, if you want Josh to creep you out some more, make sure to pick up his new serial killer comic book Nailbiter out through Image in early May.
–Bree Ogden
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‘Curse of the Where Wolf’ Bites Into August Release With Trio of Werewolf Theatrical Screenings [Exclusive Preview]
Larry Chaney‘s hairy misadventures are continuing in the sequel graphic novel Curse of the Where Wolf from creative team Rob Saucedo, Debora Lancianese, and Jack Morelli, and its author is celebrating with a trio of horror’s greatest werewolf films.
The Curse of the Where Wolf hits shelves on August 7 from Encyclopocalypse Publications.
That coincides with the launch of a theatrical screening event in Houston, Texas, featuring a trio of seminal werewolf flicks turning 45 this year: The Howling on August 7, Wolfen on August 14, and An American Werewolf in London on August 21.
Each screening features a “werewolf in film” presentation as well as a book signing from Where Wolf author and River Oaks Theatre artistic director Rob Saucedo.
In the new graphic novel, “Being a werewolf sucks. Reporter Larry Chaney wanted to be a hero. Instead, he became a werewolf. Now, caught between incredible new powers and a desire to eat everything (and everyone) in sight, Larry must find a cure for his curse. Or die trying.”
“With Where Wolf, I wanted to tell a whodunit set in a furry convention, so the story was pretty contained within a very specific setting and genre. With Curse of the Where Wolf, I wanted to celebrate everything I love about the possibility of comic books. Curse of the Where Wolf is a funny book, in every sense of the phrase, but it’s also an earnest look at a person’s struggle to become a better version of themselves, especially when the alternative is to become a literal monster,” Saucedo says of Curse.
The original graphic novel was previously serialized as the first webcomic hosted on Fangoria before being collected by Encyclopocalypse Publications in 2023 and has already been optioned for film, podcast, and television development ahead of launch by producers James Fino (“The Freak Brothers” for Tubi, “Rick and Morty” for Adult Swim) and Charles Horak (First Date for Magnolia Pictures).
Expect Larry to find himself in even weirder situations in the 362-page full color sequel; Saucedo has provided Bloody Disgusting with exclusive art pages from the upcoming graphic novel that showcase lupine humor.
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