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6 Hidden Horror Netflix Gems to Stream Now!

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Promoting new releases isn’t always Netflix’s strong suit. Take the recent Get In, for example. Without any fanfare at all, the streaming giant quietly released the violent thriller at the beginning of May. Though Netflix is quickly being overshadowed by streaming services like Shudder, Tubi, and Prime Video in terms of the sheer volume of titles, it’s still a boon of titles for the horror fan. Especially on an international level. Netflix’s algorithm and layout take care to help you find titles you might be interested in, even when they don’t market those titles well, but perhaps it takes its categorization a little too far. That can mean it’s easy to overlook some great titles, especially the genre-benders and outliers that aren’t so easily definable.

These six titles tend to escape notice for various reasons, but all make for excellent viewing for those looking for something outside of mainstream appeal.


Calibre

The moment Stephen King tweeted about this Netflix gem two summers ago, it stopped being quite so hidden. Still, that it’s categorized outside of horror means it’s not as easy to stumble across for those perusing the genre, and it’s very much worth it for the horror fan. A Scottish thriller that sees a horrific accident turn a weekend hunting trip into a nail-biting descent into paranoia for old friends Marcus and Vaughn, Calibre is a compelling and well-executed tale of suspense. The suspense of this grisly story cannot be understated. The palpable tension and brutal moments put this on the outskirts of the genre, making it a very worthwhile watch.


Super Dark Times

Teenagers Zach (Owen Campbell) and Josh (Charlie Tahan) have been best friends for pretty much their whole life, having grown up together in the suburbs. Set in the ‘90s, an era before the Columbine High School massacre, Zach and Josh’s friendship will never be the same when tragedy strikes. The once inseparable pair take vastly different approaches to cope in the wake of the event, sending both reeling toward a darker, disturbing chain of events that will change them forever. The coming-of-age story gets an alarming, psychological horror-thriller facelift here. Super Dark Times lives up to its title, with powerful performances by its leads. While it’s more in the vein of Mean Creek, look for influences of Donnie Darko to pervade.


The Bar

Álex de la Iglesia’s The Bar is a bizarre blend of tones and genres that only this director could make work. What begins as a bustling morning in a downtown bar/café, introducing us to all the eccentric characters, turns into a harrowing thriller when a mysterious sniper outside keeps them trapped within. These friendly strangers then turn on each other as paranoia sets in, and it becomes clear that they’re under quarantine. De la Iglesia’s brand of dark comedy gets pitch black as he dissects humanity faced with death, and throws in body horror for good measure. This isn’t for everyone; the characters expose their ugliest impulses the darker things get. It’s a mean spirited, demented horror-comedy.

For more on Iglesia’s films and where to stream them, I’ve covered it here.


Girls with Balls

An all-girls volleyball team finds themselves hunted by back wooded locals when their van breaks down in the middle of nowhere. Yet, the hunters soon discover they might have bitten off more than they can chew with this resourceful group. Catty high school girls versus a backwoods hillbilly cult; it’s a gender brawl of the bloodiest variety. Girls with Balls is so unapologetically goofy that it’ll be off-putting for some. It doesn’t take itself seriously in the least. For those that like their gore with a heaping helping of irreverence, though, it’s a fun one. The film marks the directorial debut by Olivier Alfonso, a notable special makeup effects artist who’d previously worked on RawLeatherfaceAmong the Living, and more. So, you know he applies his expertise on viscera here.


Inhuman Kiss

Also known as Krasue: Inhuman Kiss, this film was submitted as the Thai entry for the Best International Feature Film at the 92nd Academy Awards. Set in rural Thailand in the 1940s, this supernatural tale tells of a coming-of-age love story among three childhood friends. Friends Noi and Jerd are vying for the affections of Sai, who has her own problems when the onset of puberty transforms her into a Krasue. Every night, the demon takes over, detaching her head from her body and using the dangling entrails to capture and feast upon both livestock and humans alike. The boys band together to protect Sai from terrified villagers looking to stop the Krasue at any cost. Inhuman Kiss does run a bit overlong and has a measured pace, but it builds into an insane climax. Inhuman Kiss is ultimately a supernatural coming of age tale meets supremely bloody teen love story.


When Angels Sleep

This Spanish thriller plays like a distant spiritual relative of Eden LakeWhen Angels Sleep doesn’t get anywhere close to Eden Lake’s graphic torture and brutality, but there’s an unrelenting bleakness that gets worse as the night wears on for its characters. As for the plot, a CEO away on a business trip is desperate to make it home to his angry wife after missing their daughter’s birthday party, which results in him falling asleep at the wheel late at night. He accidentally runs over a teenage girl, and his subsequent interaction with her horrified friend puts the two on a path to destruction. Actions have consequences, and every wrong decision adds to the domino effect. That the leads continue to make the worst possible choice at every turn will frustrate some, but it’s also the point. Expect this psychological thriller to get devastatingly bleak.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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