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Ontario Readers, Win A Copy Of Dante’s Inferno For Xbox 360 (CONTEST NOW OVER)
(The contest is over and the winners were sent PMs. If they fail to send me their addresses within a week, I will choose someone else of my liking to receive their prize, and they will be made fun of uncontrollably until they need rehab.)
Dear Canadian readers, can’t afford Dante’s Inferno? Is your girlfriend trapped in Hell, and playing the game is the only way for you to save her? Good news. You can win the game, from us! Right here! Comment and tell me you want the game, tell me how bad you need it. Tell me why I should send you to Hell. We have 3 copies of the game for Xbox 360 to give away. You will have 1 week from today 2/10 to comment. So, have at it!

Dante’s Inferno came out February 9th for the PSP, Playstation 3, and Xbox 360. If you want to go check out Hell a little 1st, head HERE to the games official site. Sorry to those who got their hopes up earlier, we posted the contest, and found out prior that it is for Ontario area readers only. Head past the break for the Decent Into Hell Trailer.

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McDonald’s No-Clips Out of Reality with Unexpected ‘Backrooms’ Short Movie
The best part about engaging with collaborative genre fiction on the internet is that anyone can get in on the action, with worldwide accessibility often resulting in absurd story beats that wouldn’t be possible if any single person was responsible for the entire narrative. And while Kane Parsons’ Backrooms film is definitely the young filmmaker’s own unique take on the infamous creepypasta, it’s fun to see other creators join the Backrooms sandbox now that the big screen adaptation is getting ready for a record-shattering opening weekend.
As if cleverly timed releases like Puppet Combo’s The Backrooms game weren’t enough (not to mention that Scary Movie poster poking fun at Parsons’ flick), McDonald’s official social media accounts have now released an analog horror video of their own celebrating the liminal terrors of the McRooms – complete with a familiar purple surprise at the end of the footage.
While it’s funny enough to see the world’s most recognizable Fast Food giant engage with internet-borne Found Footage thrills seemingly out of the blue, the video is actually referencing a long-running gag among the Backrooms fandom where creators jokingly talk about there being a fully functional McDonald’s restaurant hidden somewhere in level 0 of the infamous liminal labyrinth.
Now, would it be too much to hope for a moist-carpet-flavored McShake to tie in with the film?
Backrooms is now playing only in theaters from A24.

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