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Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception Game Of 2011? Mark Wahlberg To Ruin Movie?
The Uncharted series is undoubtedly one of the best video game series out there right now. And the 3rd titled “Drakes Deception” is set to release next November 1st. Also as of now, it’s looking to sell better than any other title in 2011 thus far. Pre-orders over at ShopTo.net for the game have surpassed all others including Gears Of War 3.

Problems? The movie is in production right now. Who is playing Nathan Drake? Mark fucking Wahlberg. Look, I don’t have a problem with him, but I have a large problem with him playing Nathan Drake. Who should play Nathan Drake? Nathan Fillion. Or even the man who does the voice of Nathan Drake himself, Nolan North. Anyone else? Screens and trailer past the break.
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McDonald’s No-Clips Out of Reality with Unexpected ‘Backrooms’ Short Movie
The best part about engaging with collaborative genre fiction on the internet is that anyone can get in on the action, with worldwide accessibility often resulting in absurd story beats that wouldn’t be possible if any single person was responsible for the entire narrative. And while Kane Parsons’ Backrooms film is definitely the young filmmaker’s own unique take on the infamous creepypasta, it’s fun to see other creators join the Backrooms sandbox now that the big screen adaptation is getting ready for a record-shattering opening weekend.
As if cleverly timed releases like Puppet Combo’s The Backrooms game weren’t enough (not to mention that Scary Movie poster poking fun at Parsons’ flick), McDonald’s official social media accounts have now released an analog horror video of their own celebrating the liminal terrors of the McRooms – complete with a familiar purple surprise at the end of the footage.
While it’s funny enough to see the world’s most recognizable Fast Food giant engage with internet-borne Found Footage thrills seemingly out of the blue, the video is actually referencing a long-running gag among the Backrooms fandom where creators jokingly talk about there being a fully functional McDonald’s restaurant hidden somewhere in level 0 of the infamous liminal labyrinth.
Now, would it be too much to hope for a moist-carpet-flavored McShake to tie in with the film?
Backrooms is now playing only in theaters from A24.

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