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‘Resident Evil: Retribution’ Trailer Analysis: What The Hell?

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Anyone who’s stuck with the series of films that call themselves Resident Evil despite having really no connection with the games at this point outside of some familiar characters and the Umbrella Corporation is fully aware that Retribution is almost definitely going to be more of the same. I have no problem admitting that I actually enjoy watching the movies for their mindless action and spectacle. All I need to do to prepare for a Resident Evil movie night is turn off my brain, get real comfy and press play. My ability to enjoy the series for what it is changed pretty drastically with the last flick, Afterlife, a movie that took the nonsensical story and awful acting to almost impressive levels of stupid. If the movies stay on track, Retribution is very likely to be the worst movie so far. Head past the break for a critical, thought-provoking analysis of the film’s new trailer (who am I kidding? I’m only going to talk about chainsaws and explosions).

For starters, here’s the trailer:

Done? Good. So the trailer starts off simply enough, with the now expected close-up of Alice’s (Milla Jovovich) eyes. Then we get to see her life in suburbia, complete with newly reincarnated Carlos Oliviera (Oded Fehr) as her husband and a young daughter. Ok, so that kiss in Extinction that had the audience aflutter–I saw it at a midnight opening so I was surrounded by fans, the cheers and applause that scene received was second only to the one that followed where Carlos whipped out a doobie and died in style–has now become a full on marriage in Retribution.

Or has it?

As we quickly realize, things are not what they seem. This happy life with the perfect family isn’t real, it’s merely a facade created by the progressively evil Umbrella Corporation to fuck with poor, poor Alice. So when Carlos gets bitten by one of those pseudo-zombies stolen from Resident Evil 5 (that’s the game, for you non-gamers) and Alice tosses her child out the window (tuck and roll, baby!) that was all a memory implanted by Umbrella, because they can totally do that now. At this point, Paul W. S. Anderson is telling us “Fuck your suspension of disbelief, this is my motherfucking version of Resident Evil.” All right, Andy (he likes it when you call him that), chill out. I threw that concept out the window faster than Alice did with her kid when superpowers were introduced into the mix.

Oh, and before we continue, I really hope this isn’t the last we see of Carlos because he looks dorky as hell.

As Alice begins to realize that these memories are a trademark of the Umbrella Corporation, thanks in part to Ada Wong–better known by fans of the games as the “bitch in the red dress” (thank you Krauser, you damn eloquent wordsmith!)–the plot of the movie becomes clearer.

Actually, I was totally messing with you, it’s still confusing as all hell.

After a few quick shots of Alice and Ada in another Umbrella facility, one that’s almost certainly underground because in a world where there’s no government to keep your facility secret from, why the fuck not?, we get this:

That confirms Ada Wong is who she says she is, though really, she looks exactly like she does in the games so that wasn’t really a question. What about the girl? She’s been designated a “clone,” so does that mean the people in her flashback/implanted memory are clones and their real counterparts are all clones created by Umbrella? Is anyone in this movie real anymore?

Nope. Looks like they made clones of pretty much everybody but the real ones are still alive. I think.

It also looks like Umbrella has an underwater base now? Because everyone knows that’s even more secretive and evil than one that’s underground. Underground facilities are so 2010.

According to Wesker, Umbrella has taken over a variety of major cities, including New York, Moscow and Tokyo–a feat that would’ve been far more impressive if there was anyone left to defend those cities. Also, why not just take over the world? Who’s stopping you at this point? Most of humanity has been decimated by the T-Virus, the legions of undead it spawned, or the monsters Umbrella keeps pumping out. I know this question is absolutely pointless, but I feel I should ask it anyway: why do they want to take over the world? There’s no money in it, there’s no one left alive to enslave. Umbrella is crazy focused on taking over cities brimming with the undead.

Or…

If the previous movies are memories crafted by Umbrella–something that’s entirely possible since one or more characters from each of the last four movies is now alive and kicking (ass) in this trailer–this could mean the world hasn’t entirely gone to shit, so there are still governments and people left to take over. Thankfully, Umbrella has made a shit-out-your-spine scary Uber-Licker that may or may not be in mass production.

I don’t know about you, but if I saw this thing charging after me I would immediately fear-pee myself and run away.

There’s more to the trailer, but I feel this is enough to prove two things: first, this movie is mad bonkers. Secondly, the 12 year-old in me desperately wants to see it. But first, I have some lingering questions:

If they can pack two close-ups of Milla’s eyes into a 2 minute long trailer, how many can we expect to see in the two hour movie? I expect no less than twenty.

Not that I’m complaining, but where are Chris and Claire?

How much slow-mo can we expect to see in this movie?

Lastly, how long can Leon’s bangs get? Seriously, if the above questions aren’t answered, this one is a must. Does he use a special conditioner, is that his special ability, what?

I’m going to leave you with this:

That, my friends, is the chainsaw man, first introduced to us in Resident Evil 4. Not content to simply pillage the games for all their cool shit, this guy has been modified somewhat. The dorky ass shades and massive headphones(?) are a nice touch, guys. I’m especially fond of the dorky grin on his face, it shows he loves what he does and what he does is ruin your day with a chainsaw.

If anything, Retribution might actually end up being more like the games than the previous films because it’s finally decided to drop everything and make a mad dash for crazy. It doesn’t care if you come along, in fact, it doesn’t even know you’re there. It’ll gladly take your money and have a fun time doing so. Resident Evil 6 is taking a similar approach by introducing three separate campaigns that follow different groups of people whose paths cross randomly throughout the game. Retribution is sort of like that, only it was all a dream.

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Five Serial Killer Horror Movies to Watch Before ‘Longlegs’

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Pictured: 'Fallen'

Here’s what we know about Longlegs so far. It’s coming in July of 2024, it’s directed by Osgood Perkins (The Blackcoat’s Daughter), and it features Maika Monroe (It Follows) as an FBI agent who discovers a personal connection between her and a serial killer who has ties to the occult. We know that the serial killer is going to be played by none other than Nicolas Cage and that the marketing has been nothing short of cryptic excellence up to this point.

At the very least, we can assume NEON’s upcoming film is going to be a dark, horror-fueled hunt for a serial killer. With that in mind, let’s take a look at five disturbing serial killers-versus-law-enforcement stories to get us even more jacked up for Longlegs.


MEMORIES OF MURDER (2003)

This South Korean film directed by Oscar-winning director Bong Joon-ho (Parasite) is a wild ride. The film features a handful of cops who seem like total goofs investigating a serial killer who brutally murders women who are out and wearing red on rainy evenings. The cops are tired, unorganized, and border on stoner comedy levels of idiocy. The movie at first seems to have a strange level of forgiveness for these characters as they try to pin the murders on a mentally handicapped person at one point, beating him and trying to coerce him into a confession for crimes he didn’t commit. A serious cop from the big city comes down to help with the case and is able to instill order.

But still, the killer evades and provokes not only the police but an entire country as everyone becomes more unstable and paranoid with each grizzly murder and sex crime.

I’ve never seen a film with a stranger tone than Memories of Murder. A movie that deals with such serious issues but has such fallible, seemingly nonserious people at its core. As the film rolls on and more women are murdered, you realize that a lot of these faults come from men who are hopeless and desperate to catch a killer in a country that – much like in another great serial killer story, Citizen X – is doing more harm to their plight than good.

Major spoiler warning: What makes Memories of Murder somehow more haunting is that it’s loosely based on a true story. It is a story where the real-life killer hadn’t been caught at the time of the film’s release. It ends with our main character Detective Park (Song Kang-ho), now a salesman, looking hopelessly at the audience (or judgingly) as the credits roll. Over sixteen years later the killer, Lee Choon Jae, was found using DNA evidence. He was already serving a life sentence for another murder. Choon Jae even admitted to watching the film during his court case saying, “I just watched it as a movie, I had no feeling or emotion towards the movie.”

In the end, Memories of Murder is a must-see for fans of the subgenre. The film juggles an almost slapstick tone with that of a dark murder mystery and yet, in the end, works like a charm.


CURE (1997)

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If you watched 2023’s Hypnotic and thought to yourself, “A killer who hypnotizes his victims to get them to do his bidding is a pretty cool idea. I only wish it were a better movie!” Boy, do I have great news for you.

In Cure (spoilers ahead), a detective (Koji Yakusho) and forensic psychologist (Tsuyoshi Ujiki) team up to find a serial killer who’s brutally marking their victims by cutting a large “X” into their throats and chests. Not just a little “X” mind you but a big, gross, flappy one.

At each crime scene, the murderer is there and is coherent and willing to cooperate. They can remember committing the crimes but can’t remember why. Each of these murders is creepy on a cellular level because we watch the killers act out these crimes with zero emotion. They feel different than your average movie murder. Colder….meaner.

What’s going on here is that a man named Mamiya (Masato Hagiwara) is walking around and somehow manipulating people’s minds using the flame of a lighter and a strange conversational cadence to hypnotize them and convince them to murder. The detectives eventually catch him but are unable to understand the scope of what’s happening before it’s too late.

If you thought dealing with a psychopathic murderer was hard, imagine dealing with one who could convince you to go home and murder your wife. Not only is Cure amazingly filmed and edited but it has more horror elements than your average serial killer film.


MANHUNTER (1986)

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In the first-ever Hannibal Lecter story brought in front of the cameras, Detective Will Graham (William Petersen) finds his serial killers by stepping into their headspace. This is how he caught Hannibal Lecter (played here by Brian Cox), but not without paying a price. Graham became so obsessed with his cases that he ended up having a mental breakdown.

In Manhunter, Graham not only has to deal with Lecter playing psychological games with him from behind bars but a new serial killer in Francis Dolarhyde (in a legendary performance by Tom Noonan). One who likes to wear pantyhose on his head and murder entire families so that he can feel “seen” and “accepted” in their dead eyes. At one point Lecter even finds a way to gift Graham’s home address to the new killer via personal ads in a newspaper.

Michael Mann (Heat, Thief) directed a film that was far too stylish for its time but that fans and critics both would have loved today in the same way we appreciate movies like Nightcrawler or Drive. From the soundtrack to the visuals to the in-depth psychoanalysis of an insanely disturbed protagonist and the man trying to catch him. We watch Graham completely lose his shit and unravel as he takes us through the psyche of our killer. Which is as fascinating as it is fucked.

Manhunter is a classic case of a serial killer-versus-detective story where each side of the coin is tarnished in their own way when it’s all said and done. As Detective Park put it in Memories of Murder, “What kind of detective sleeps at night?”


INSOMNIA (2002)

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Maybe it’s because of the foggy atmosphere. Maybe it’s because it’s the only film in Christopher Nolan’s filmography he didn’t write as well as direct. But for some reason, Insomnia always feels forgotten about whenever we give Nolan his flowers for whatever his latest cinematic achievement is.

Whatever the case, I know it’s no fault of the quality of the film, because Insomnia is a certified serial killer classic that adds several unique layers to the detective/killer dynamic. One way to create an extreme sense of unease with a movie villain is to cast someone you’d never expect in the role, which is exactly what Nolan did by casting the hilarious and sweet Robin Williams as a manipulative child murderer. He capped that off by casting Al Pacino as the embattled detective hunting him down.

This dynamic was fascinating as Williams was creepy and clever in the role. He was subdued in a way that was never boring but believable. On the other side of it, Al Pacino felt as if he’d walked straight off the set of 1995’s Heat and onto this one. A broken and imperfect man trying to stop a far worse one.

Aside from the stellar acting, Insomnia stands out because of its unique setting and plot. Both working against the detective. The investigation is taking place in a part of Alaska where the sun never goes down. This creates a beautiful, nightmare atmosphere where by the end of it, Pacino’s character is like a Freddy Krueger victim in the leadup to their eventual, exhausted death as he runs around town trying to catch a serial killer while dealing with the debilitating effects of insomnia. Meanwhile, he’s under an internal affairs investigation for planting evidence to catch another child killer and accidentally shoots his partner who he just found out is about to testify against him. The kicker here is that the killer knows what happened that fateful day and is using it to blackmail Pacino’s character into letting him get away with his own crimes.

If this is the kind of “what would you do?” intrigue we get with the story from Longlegs? We’ll be in for a treat. Hoo-ah.


FALLEN (1998)

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Fallen may not be nearly as obscure as Memories of Murder or Cure. Hell, it boasts an all-star cast of Denzel Washington, John Goodman, Donald Sutherland, James Gandolfini, and Elias Koteas. But when you bring it up around anyone who has seen it, their ears perk up, and the word “underrated” usually follows. And when it comes to the occult tie-ins that Longlegs will allegedly have? Fallen may be the most appropriate film on this entire list.

In the movie, Detective Hobbs (Washington) catches vicious serial killer Edgar Reese (Koteas) who seems to place some sort of curse on him during Hobbs’ victory lap. After Reese is put to death via electric chair, dead bodies start popping up all over town with his M.O., eventually pointing towards Hobbs as the culprit. After all, Reese is dead. As Hobbs investigates he realizes that a fallen angel named Azazel is possessing human body after human body and using them to commit occult murders. It has its eyes fixated on him, his co-workers, and family members; wrecking their lives or flat-out murdering them one by one until the whole world is damned.

Mixing a demonic entity into a detective/serial killer story is fascinating because it puts our detective in the unsettling position of being the one who is hunted. How the hell do you stop a demon who can inhabit anyone they want with a mere touch?!

Fallen is a great mix of detective story and supernatural horror tale. Not only are we treated to Denzel Washington as the lead in a grim noir (complete with narration) as he uncovers this occult storyline, but we’re left with a pretty great “what would you do?” situation in a movie that isn’t afraid to take the story to some dark places. Especially when it comes to the way the film ends. It’s a great horror thriller in the same vein as Frailty but with a little more detective work mixed in.


Look for Longlegs in theaters on July 12, 2024.

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