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[Special Report] Our Guide The Mazes Of Universal Studios Hollywood “Halloween Horror Nights”!
On Friday night I attended the Eyegore Awards at Universal Studios Hollywood. The event also serves as the official opening of their yearly Halloween Horror Nights extravaganza of mazes, performers and all around seasonally appropriate carnage. I always have fun with this event and I was stoked to see how this year measured up.
So after the awards I took it upon myself to amble around the park and visit the seven unique attractions that comprise the Horror Nights programming. And I’m pleased to say that this year’s set of mazes is even better than last year’s – if you’re making the trek out to the Hollywood version of Halloween Horror Nights, you won’t be disappointed.
As always – you need to go in with a plan. There’s only so much time, and lines are long, so we figured we’d provide you with our personalized guide for the event. This year’s Halloween Horror Nights dates are September 21, 22, 28, 29 and October 5, 6, 7, 12, 13, 14, 18, 19, 20, 21, 25, 26, 27, 28 and 31. Tickets are available here.
Head inside to see which mazes we think you should prioritize and how to plan your evening.
LA LLORONA: LA CAZADORA DE LOS NINOS – Priority Level: HIGHEST

I wasn’t able to make it into the La Llorona maze last year, so I’m not sure how different this one is. What I can say is that this is among the very best of this year’s selections. Not being tied to a popular film franchise or a set of expectations in regard to iconography has really freed Murdy up to create a truly unique maze with a bunch of cool scares. There are some nice giant monsters (repurposed Dream Warriors imagery perhaps?) and plenty of aesthetic surprises.
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE SAW IS THE LAW – Priority Level: HIGH

Another maze that gets it right, especially if you’re a fan of the original film. Seemingly taking no visual cues from the upcoming Texas Chainsaw 3D, the maze mostly sticks to recreating scenes from Tobe Hooper’s 1974 film. The dinner scene is faithfully recreated with convincing live actors, there are some cool out door components and there are lots of Leatherfaces! I think even a few of them even feature the makeup design from TCM2. As a bonus to the experience I’m fairly sure they pump hot-dog water fumes into the maze, the whole place literally smelled like boiling flesh when I was there. Nauseating in a good way.
THE WALKING DEAD: DEAD INSIDE – Priority Level: HIGH

An effective attraction to say the least. If you’re a fan of the show there are a lot of key scenes recreated here with surprising accuracy. But even if you don’t watch the AMC series, there’s something palpable about having hordes of zombies chase you. Even more unsettling are the scattered suicides throughout the place, folks who decided they would rather check out than see what the apocalypse had to offer. You can read their brief notes as you pass by their desiccated remains. Definitely a nice touch.
ALICE COOPER: GOES TO HELL 3D – Priority Level: MEDIUM

While I enjoyed this one, if you’re going to wait a couple of hours in line you might be better off at one of the other mazes. There’s some cool stuff – the 3D interplay with the light and paint in the maze is actually quite effective and there’s a particularly cool segment that features corpulent creatures eating their own intestines. It’s a nice experience but a little bit light on impact and scares. If you have time on your hands, by all means check it out. But if you can only to make it to two or three mazes during your visit, you might want to skip.
WELCOME TO SILENT HILL – Priority Level: MEDIUM

This maze is much better than I thought it would be. I’m not a huge Silent Hill fan but I still found a lot to like. There are plenty of creepy nurses and Pyramid Head creatures (that move impressively fast considering they’re on stilts). If you’re a fan of the games or movies it’s an absolute can’t miss. However, it’s a touch on the brief side. So, once again, if you’re light on time you might wanna keep it in mind for you next visit.
UNIVERSAL MONSTERS REMIX – Priority Level: MEDIUM

I’m stuck on this one. It’s in my favorite maze space in the entire park – where they had the Wolfman maze last year. I’m pretty sure it’s the biggest maze in the park, so if we’re weighing the time spent in line vs. the time spent in the maze – it’s a clear winner. It’s got two entire stories of twists, turns and scares (and a spinning tunnel) so you’re in there for a while. And it’s fun! But it’s a little on the goofy side too. It’s hard to be scary with zombie DJ’s etc…
WALKING DEAD TERROR TRAM – Priority Level: LOW

Unless there’s no line this one is kind of a waste of time (and even then it wastes valuable line time in the other mazes). There’s nothing happening on the tram at all except for a “Walking Dead” ad on the screens in front of you. When the tram stops, you disembark and go through about an 8 minute walk through the Bates Motel/Psycho House portion of the park that is now littered with various walkers and survivors. There are certainly portions of the walk that are kind of cool – there’s nothing terrible here. But in a park full of awesome haunted attractions, this one is the least impressive. And there’s nothing terrifying about the actual tram part.
BUT WAIT… THAT’S NOT ALL!
Halloween Horror Nights isn’t just about the mazes. It’s also about having a night out and seeing the sights, hearing the sounds and smelling the smells. Walking around the park can be a pleasure on its own. While we can’t bring you the sounds and smells – we can try to approximate some of the sights for you. Check out the gallery of photos we took below!
Editorials
Not Another ‘Scary Movie’: Revisiting Forgotten Parody ‘Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th’
After Scream (1996) made a killing at the box office, as well as won over critics and audiences, a lot of folks in the movie biz thought they could do the same thing (and yield similar results). That thing, of course, being a slasher. Most of these opportunists wound up being pretty straightforward; they were low on humor or commentary. Yet others, like Scary Movie (2000), saw the potential for spoofing Scream, and acted on that impulse with both haste and excitement.
A few months after the Wayans’ comedy first hit theaters, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th landed on the USA Network, as part of the channel’s “Shriek Week” programming. That straight-to-cable (then home video) destination is possibly why many people still don’t know about this one. Or they simply chose to forget. Whatever the reason, only one of these two horror parodies came out on top—and it’s certainly not the movie where Coolio channeled Prince, and Tom Arnold saved the day.
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th previously went by the name of I Know What You Screamed Last Semester. That Trimark acquisition then settled on a wordier title, just so it could avoid the litigious wrath of Miramax Films. Folks may or may not remember that Columbia Pictures was sued over the “implied connection” between I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) and Scream. So, yeah, there was no way that this competing Scream parody wasn’t going to be kept on a tight rein.
A Heavy Reliance on Late ’90s TV References

Simon Rex, Julie Benz, Majandra Delfino, Harley Cross, Danny Strong, Tom Arnold and Tiffani-Amber Thiesen in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th.
Naturally, there would be similarities between Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th and Scary Movie—their scripts are built on the backs of the same two movies. It goes without saying that the other big slasher of the 1990s, I Know What You Did Last Summer, was as much of a target as Scream. However,the film pads itself with more TV references than Scary Movie did.
Half the cast coming off of (and in some cases, returning to) a WB show could be a reason why. Dawson’s Creek is particularly zeroed in on, based on how there’s a central character named “Dawson Deery“, and how the teen drama’s teacher-student affair plotline is satirized to the nth degree. As if there weren’t enough nods to television, Baywatch, VH1’s Pop Up Video, and even those cheesy Mentos commercials all serve as joke prompts.
Shriek director John Blanchard and writers Sue Bailey and Joe Nelms all hailed from television, so it’s understandable that they would stick close to home. The movie’s humor in general makes more sense, in light of learning that Blanchard worked on SCTV, Kids in the Hall, and MADtv. The writers, on the other hand, were each fairly green, with Bailey being the most experienced of the two; she wrote and produced the game show BattleBots. Nevertheless, they, plus Blanchard, churned out a passable, joke-a-minute movie. The whole thing is staggeringly of its time, but no one here was aiming for longevity.
Having seen enough of these kinds of movies, we know to expect jokes of the low-hanging fruit variety. That’s the parody’s whole prime directive. From the characters having names like “Screw Frombehind” and “Doughy Primesuspect”, to stereotyping that feels taboo nowadays, this is a movie from a different era of comedy. Its coarse, corny, and unapologetic sense of humor won’t sit well with everyone in these more enlightened times. In which case, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th can be treated as a time capsule.
Does Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th Humor Still Hold Up Today?

“You may already be a victim”—Someone receives a most peculiar threatening piece of mail in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th.
Although Shriek doesn’t live up to its own claims of being so funny that you’ll die of laughter, its bawdier parts could still lead to some nervous laughter. For instance, after this movie’s parallel to Drew Barrymore’s Scream character is done in—not by the killer but by a bug zapper—the movie throws a newspaper next to the victim’s fresh corpse. The headline? “Popular slut killed! Football team mourns”.
We then move on to the wacky and inappropriate goings-on at Bulimia Falls High School, home of the Hurlers. At this nexus of constant absurdity, indecency, and surrealism, students are seen fornicating on the lawn, cheerleading squad applicants are advised to be comfortable with partial nudity, and terrorists openly prepare for an anthrax attack. It can be a tad jarring to watch, especially if you didn’t grow up witnessing this style of comedy firsthand. Hell, even if you did, you may still have a “what the hell were they thinking?” reaction.
It’s not just the aggressively edgy humor here that can make you chuckle—the slapstick, the sight gags, and the ribaldry all have a decent chance of landing. The movie’s own villain, whose hockey mask was instantly transformed into a crudely Ghostface-esque one after coming in contact with an open flame, commits more cheap laughs than kills. His and his victims’ chase sequences, most of which are cartoonish in nature, left this writer grinning. The Scooby-Doo fan in me also totally ate up that clever unmasking joke.
Final Thoughts on This Forgotten Horror Parody

Shriek If You Know What Did Last Friday the 13th
Now, the jury is still out on whether these comedies are to blame for the death of the first slasher revival. There is more to consider than some parodies. At the very least, the likes of Scary Movie didn’t exactly encourage big studios to put their money on a trend that was being derided to death (and not as profitable as the spoofs). These sorts of movies also felt unnecessary at the time, given how their principal inspiration is already a deconstruction of the genre. But like anything else that quickly becomes popular, mockery is unavoidable.
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th is indeed a movie nobody asked for, much less needed. As a sample of pre-millennium humor and cultural attitudes, it’s not always precise. But as I’ve laid out, your mileage may vary. Horror parodies typically don’t have the best track record, so managing one’s own expectations here is recommended.
Upon rewatching, I for one laughed a bit more than I did back then. Only this time, I responded to the jokes that my younger self didn’t notice or find all that amusing. So it just goes to show that the movies don’t change—we do.

Harley Cross and Majandra Delfino must unmask the killer a number of times in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th before learning their true identity.
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