Mick Taylor – Wolf Creek
Kind of a strange choice, no? You may have better options on your mind — I do too — but none of them involve the scenario in which a deranged Aussie with a penchant for dishing out pain and amazing one-liners in equal amounts. If you haven’t played a Mortal Kombat game, you might not know that each fight begins with the two fighters taking turns taunting one another.
Taylor already has a repertoire of great taunts to choose from, like “In this world, there’s people like me and there’s people like you. People like me eat people like you.” and “I got a bullet hole in my neck and I’m not whingeing, am I? No!” — yes, I had to look that one up.
Or how about my personal favorite, “See? A head on a stick!”
Have I sold you on him yet? Come on, you know this is something you want. You just don’t know you want it yet, but I want you to know that I want you to want to want it.
