Garcia Hotspur – Shadows of the Damned
Garcia “Fucking” Hotspur would make Mortal Kombat so much better, you guys. Boone can try as hard as he wants, but this series will never achieve perfection without his involvement. That’s all that needs to be said.
Paxton Fettel – F.E.A.R.
Alma would work just fine too, but after the traumatizing pregnancy she experienced in F.E.A.R. 3, I thought we might give her a break. So why not replace her with her own son, the psychic cannibal Paxton Fettel? Minimal creativity would be required to make this happen. He’s already prepared for combat, complete with an array of psychic powers for lifting enemies up off the ground with one hand so he can explode their head with the other.
I think we can all agree we’ve had enough of Point Man. Paxton’s sharpshooting brother has hogged the spotlight so far and he’s squandered it by being lame and refusing to talk. Paxton possesses the terrifying combo of cruelty and intelligence, he can ruin his enemy’s fragile body with his mind, and then he can follow it up with a nice meal.