GOG.com’s annual Summer Sale continues, as expected, with a fresh rotation of discounted goodies that should help keep you indoors, where literally nothing bad can ever happen to you. I’ve never heard of anyone being murdered while playing Xbox in the park, but everyone’s heard about some weirdo who went to a park without an Xbox, like a fool, and got themselves sacrificed by some ancient blood cult or dive-bombed by a Pterodactyl, because there might still be a gaggle of them left in the world, wandering the skies directly above parks, ready to ruin the day of the first jackass who decides to go without the protection that comes when you’re surrounded by a roof and walls.
You know where there definitely isn’t room for this majestic creature’s 40 ft wingspan? My apartment, for one. I dare a Pterodactyl to try and squeeze its ancient bird ass into my home. That way, when the idiot inevitably gets stuck, all I have to do is force it Clockwork Orange style to watch me play Ark: Survival Evolved until it agrees to let me ride on its back.
Anyway, here are some notable discounts you can now find on GOG:
Dead State: Reanimated — $4.99 (reg. $19.99)
Dying Light: Enhanced Edition — $35.99 (reg. $59.99)
Fran Bow — $7.49 (reg. $14.99)
Her Story — $2.99 (reg. $4.99)
Layers of Fear — $12.99 (reg. $19.99)
Metro 2033 Redux — $4.99 (reg. $19.99)
Metro: Last Light Redux — $4.99 (reg. $19.99)
The Park — $6.49 (reg. $12.99)
SOMA — $17.99 (reg. $29.99)
Sunless Sea — $9.49 (reg. $18.99)
Stasis — $9.99 (reg. $24.99)
Stasis: Deluxe Edition — $13.29 (reg. $39.99)
System Shock: Enhanced Edition — $2.99 (reg. $9.99)
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter — $4.99 (reg. $19.99)
Just like last time, many of these titles will soon be swapped out for a fresh batch of discounts, while the Summer Sale hangs around until Wednesday, June 22, at 8:59am EST. I’ll let you know what might be worth checking out when the list is updated. Until then, keep an eye on the skies, my friends.
