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[Mile High Horror ’15 Review] World Premiere: ‘Even Lambs Have Teeth’

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The sixth annual Mile High Horror Film Festival kicked off in a vicious way last night with the world premiere of Terry Miles’ Even Lambs Have Teeth. Sitting down in the Alamo Drafthouse Littleton, I had prepared myself for a violent “shevenge” thriller following the well-worn beats we’ve all seen before. That’s not necessarily a bad thing – it’s exactly what I was in the mood for. After a day of travel, that familiar cathartic tear was just what the doctor ordered. Miles had other plans though and completely pulled the rug out from under me. My expectations were crushed, for the better.

While the initial premise of Lambs sounds like your run-of-the-mill rape-revenge tale, Miles’ film throws some well-aimed curveballs and reaches an almost giddy level of revenge in its third act. But before the sweet, sweet comeuppance must come the nasty bits. There’s no way to work in the rape-revenge niche and not deliver disturbing material. So yes, much of Lambs first act is upsetting as BFFs Sloane (Kirsten Prout) and Katie (Tiera Skovbye) get abducted by a family of charming backwoods creeps. The girls are drugged and wake up chained to freight shipping containers used as rape dens for locals who are willing to pay. It’s not pretty.

The assaults in Lambs occur off-screen, making them much worse in our imaginations. It’s an effective less-is-more approach that’s done tastefully considering the material. The girls manage to escape after days of vile abuse, but instead of hightailing it back home, they decide to U-turn back into the wolf den to make their abusers bleed.

Typically there’s a “transformation” moment in rape-revenge films. Sometimes it’s physical (shaving the head, dyeing hair), but the heavier stuff goes on psychologically. Sloane and Katie’s transformation is essentially a switch that goes off. There’s no big moment emotionally, but there’s a big, bold, bloody moment of rage where the girls flip the script. From then on, Even Lambs is like watching a video game in “god mode.” The girls are indestructible, untouchable, and extremely volatile. Each kill gets more creative than the last and during the whole rampage, the girls are never harmed again.

There’s not much tension there, but after a few kills it doesn’t matter. What we’re watching is pure unadulterated vengeance with a deeply playful tone. The girls and Katie’s uncle Jason (Michael Karl Richards) run into a stable of colorful characters – from a set of heavily-painted elderly twins to a coffee jerk who’s a little off – that add to that light vibe.

With a lack of tension and low-feeling stakes, you’d think Even Lambs would be really, really dumb. It’s not. It’s clever without feeling like it’s trying too hard and it all just works.

Aside from the therapeutic kills, the cast is another big reason the film works as well as it does. The chemistry between Prout and Skovbye is terrific – all their in-jokes and shared, knowing looks feel organic. Both girls are really good at playing baaad too. The backwoods creeps Jed (Garrett Black), Lucas (Jameson Parker), and Boris (Patrick Gilmore) aren’t cliché – each of them have their own unique villainous flavor. Jed comes off like a slave owner, with this concrete sneer he throws the girls. Lucas has a quiet menace to him with a heavy dash of compassion. His family bums him out, that’s clear. And Boris is the casual, tight-lipped threat who makes sure the business runs smoothly. He runs a tight ship and later on, he suffers what could be described as a “tight shit.”

Then there’s the pastor in the pig mask. He’s a real piece of work. Played by Christian Sloan (Black Christmas), the pastor isn’t on screen for very long but he makes a venomous impact.

As the producers from Random Bench Productions (Toad Road, Felt) explained at our screening, the cut we saw was fresh out of the editing suite. As rapid fire as the film is, it would benefit from some shaving here and there, particularly during reaction shots that go on a few seconds too long. Knowing there’s more editing to come, do take my skull rating with a grain of salt.

Even Lambs reaches a nice balance of human horror, dark comedy, and violent revenge flick. Usurping expectations while delivering a rowdy crowd-pleaser is a tough one. Even Lambs does it well. It’s one to see with a crowd and will hopefully be making the next round of the festival circuit.

Patrick writes stuff about stuff for Bloody and Collider. His fiction has appeared in ThugLit, Shotgun Honey, Flash Fiction Magazine, and your mother's will. He'll have a ginger ale, thanks.

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Meet the Actors Who Brought the ‘Backrooms’ Still Life Monsters to Life [SPOILERS]

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Renate Reinsve in 'Backrooms' - Horror ARGs

Judging from the unprecedented box office success of Kane Parsons’ Backrooms adaptation, you’ve likely already seen the liminal horror hit that managed to make audiences afraid of empty hallways and bad wallpaper. And now that so many of us have already entered the yellow labyrinth (some of us more than once), the time has come to discuss the spoiler-filled details that make the movie so fascinating in the first place.

And if there’s one element here that makes the Backrooms movie stand out from any previous lore/mythology, it has to be the genius addition of the Still Life entities. Warped recreations of real people that somehow wandered into the Complex, these misremembered creatures are responsible for some of the most disturbing imagery of 2026 – as well as laugh-out-loud memes created by one of the film’s very own concept artists.

However, true to Parsons’ word that the movie would rely heavily on practical effects, each of these distorted monsters was brought to life by real actors under heavy layers of makeup and prosthetics (with the occasional splash of CGI enhancements). While Anora and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You actress Ivy Wolk wasn’t among these performers, despite what Letterboxd might have you believe, the creature cast did benefit from veteran players with plenty of genre experience.

For starters, Alien: Romulus alumni Robert Bobroczkyi (who previously brought that film’s horrific Offspring to life during its most memorable sequence) plays the flick’s main antagonist, the Still Life version of Captain Clark. And though there was some obvious CGI involved in making the character’s peg-leg and nightmarish face more believable, Bobroczkyi’s monstrous performance and his natural 7’7″ frame helped to make that final chase sequence a clear highlight among this year’s genre offerings.

The film’s Texas-Chain-Saw-inspired “dinner” scene also features a freaky collection of less-aggressive Still Life creatures in the form of the Bearded Man, the Red-Headed Woman and, strangest of them all, the cheekily named “Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life” (who earned this title among fans and crewmembers as a reference to his apparent affinity for lamps).

While this was the first major horror outing for both Patrick Baynham (The Bearded Man) and Dana Mahmood (Archibald), Rhiannon Roberts has worked as a stunt performer in everything from Yellowjackets to HBO’s The Last of Us adaptation – which is probably why The Red-Headed Woman is the most active out of Clark’s impromptu “family.” That being said, the Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life is my personal favorite of the bunch simply because his anachronistic outfit suggests that the Backrooms phenomenon might be a lot older than the Async Foundation. I also love how hard he tries to be helpful with that little light of his!

That might be it for the Still Life entities, but I think horror fans will also be pleased to hear that the film’s Found Footage prologue stars none other than Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City star Avan Jogia as Naren Warne – and American Mary herself Katharine Isabelle also shows up in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameo at Mary’s house party towards the middle of the story (though I have a feeling that she originally had a bigger part that was likely cut for time).

At the end of the day, Parsons’ Backrooms may have been an auteur-driven project motivated by the young director’s unique take on the classic creepypasta, but film has always been a collective artform, so it’s fun to see just how many talented performers it takes to bring this kind of supernatural nightmare to life in a way that connects with so many people.

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