It’s incredibly hard to report on a film you know nothing about – other than the director constantly makes (sh*tty) movies that are right up our ally. So, we’ll give you this small piece of news because A: it’s super lame and B: it’s funny and C: why the heck not? M. Night Shyamalan’s next project will be the super secretive sci-fi One Thousand A. E. that is being developed as a vehicle for Jaden Smith. Yeah, Will Smith’s Karate Kid. The only good news is that the screenplay wasn’t written by Shyamalan, but by Gary Whitta, who wrote The Book of Eli and Undying. With movies like Super 8 in production, who cares about this? “Not I,” said the fly.
“I wore these shoes once.”