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Meat Burger King’s All-Black “KURO” Burgers!
Growing up, in the spirit of “Green Eggs and Ham,” my father used to put food dye in all sorts of food he prepared for me. I had everything from “Smurf Eggs” to “Hulk French Toast.” But to make something black. Black as night. Black as coal. Black as Batman? Now that’s pretty bold.
On September 19, Burger King Japan will unveil their latest monstrosity: their all-black gothic burgers “KURO Diamond” and “KURO Pearl.” Kuro means “black,” of course.
Made with black buns, black sauce, and the insanely cool black cheese, this is the kind of creative promotional item that would get me back into a Burger King (or the return of Twister Fries).
Tim Burton is alleged to be first in line.

Movies
McDonald’s No-Clips Out of Reality with Unexpected ‘Backrooms’ Short Movie
The best part about engaging with collaborative genre fiction on the internet is that anyone can get in on the action, with worldwide accessibility often resulting in absurd story beats that wouldn’t be possible if any single person was responsible for the entire narrative. And while Kane Parsons’ Backrooms film is definitely the young filmmaker’s own unique take on the infamous creepypasta, it’s fun to see other creators join the Backrooms sandbox now that the big screen adaptation is getting ready for a record-shattering opening weekend.
As if cleverly timed releases like Puppet Combo’s The Backrooms game weren’t enough (not to mention that Scary Movie poster poking fun at Parsons’ flick), McDonald’s official social media accounts have now released an analog horror video of their own celebrating the liminal terrors of the McRooms – complete with a familiar purple surprise at the end of the footage.
While it’s funny enough to see the world’s most recognizable Fast Food giant engage with internet-borne Found Footage thrills seemingly out of the blue, the video is actually referencing a long-running gag among the Backrooms fandom where creators jokingly talk about there being a fully functional McDonald’s restaurant hidden somewhere in level 0 of the infamous liminal labyrinth.
Now, would it be too much to hope for a moist-carpet-flavored McShake to tie in with the film?
Backrooms is now playing only in theaters from A24.


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