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‘Pacific Heights’: Fresh Off ‘Batman’, Michael Keaton Went Full Psycho in This ’90s Thriller

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It’s Cape Fear meets ‘The Burbs in director John Schlesinger’s (Midnight Cowboy, Marathon Man) Pacific Heights. Although you might be fooled by Hanz Zimmer’s score, which sounds a lot more like you’re watching Sexy Beetlejuice than a ’90s thriller. This is pure irony, of course, considering the film stars Beetlejuice himself, Michael Keaton, as a conman who is six feet from the edge and thinking maybe doing murder isn’t so far down.

For those of you arguing silently in your heads that Pacific Heights is not a horror movie, let me go ahead and agree with you. It’s a pure thriller. But imagine this for a moment; imagine somewhere out there is a fresh-off Batman Michael Keaton, sitting in a dark room twirling both a razor blade and a large cockroach through his fingers like some sort of emo fidget spinner, plotting you and your significant other’s demise. Now, imagine that dark room he’s in is inside of your very home. Finally, I want you to imagine that he’s there because he’s tricked you into leasing a room to him and then barricaded himself in, using loopholes in the law to his advantage and systematically destroying you financially and emotionally. He’s changed the locks. He’s doing some loud and mysterious construction work. His Porsche is even parked in your garage. Worst of all? He has those devil-may-care Michael Keaton eyes on your lady. Pure horror.

In this tale, a young couple decides to take a huge risk on renovating a large home in Pacific Heights, knowing the only way they’ll ever be able to afford it is if they immediately rent out the extra rooms for $1,000 to $1,300 a month. In 1990! That must be like $2 million adjusted for inflation today.

Pacific Heights is very interesting in how it treats Drake (Matthew Modine) and Patty (Melanie Griffith). It’s hard to tell if it’s attempting to paint them as an all-American loveable young couple or if it’s purposefully making them feel like snooty yuppies and it makes things kind of interesting. There are little moments where I am kind of rooting for Michael Keaton’s Carter Hayes character just a little bit. Before he goes full psycho nutbag, of course. There’s more going on in Pacific Heights than your average thriller of the time, is what I mean to say.

For instance, the opening of the film feels like it were created for a different film entirely. A very confused score plays as we see Carter in bed with a nude Beverly D’Angelo (Christmas Vacation), rubbing her down with an ice cube. You know, the usual. The whole scene is very Basic Instinct and seems as though we’re in for yet another erotic ’90s thriller. Suddenly, a bunch of dudes burst in and beat the living shit out of him and we’re in an entirely different movie.

Next, we’re roped in by a cautionary tale of what not to do if you’re a first-time landlord. The story comes from writer Daniel Pyne (The Sum of All Fears) and is actually inspired by a tenant he once had that he couldn’t evict. It’s all tinged with a kind of The Big Short level of fuckery as we watch this young couple, eager to be big shot landlords, get swindled. Michael Keaton is captivating to watch as a conman. He’s smooth-talking and full of charisma. Then there’s the way the script takes you through the legalities of just how badly he is screwing them both over…. and just how hard it is to fight something like that in court without a well-funded bank account.

Keaton has a few monologues that allow us to experience his wit but he’s often kept in the shadows just enough to make us wonder what the hell he is doing in there. It’s just the right amount of reserve. He’s also framed creepily by Schlesinger and DP Amir Mokri (Man of Steel, Lord of War, Freejack, Bad Boys II) in such a way that he doesn’t have to do much. Whether sitting stoically with an insect between his fingers (later parodied in Jim Carrey’s The Cable Guy) or in a parked car in a dark garage, Keaton can produce a lot of crazy with a single look. A look he made so cool with Batman that gives off a completely different energy when it’s coming from the guy in apartment 2B.

Then there’s the other side of the yin-yang with Drake’s abrasive, over-the-top, semi-whiney character blowing his cool each time Carter bests him. Anyone would be stressed in this situation but this guy unravels as if the messiest thing he’d ever been through before was his fanny pack. At each turn, he seems to make the situation a thousand times worse to prove he’s the better man. In one moment, he’s screaming at his lawyer (in another amazing performance by a blunt Laurie Metcalf) in the courthouse hallway and in another has a direct hand in the miscarriage of their child when Patty intervenes as he’s trying to fight a car with a crowbar.

This, paired with the revelation of just what a true to the core total despicable asshole Carter is, leaves us to find the true hero of the story…..Patty. Surrounded by either dumb dumbs, sketchy characters or police officers telling her to move on, Patty takes things into her own hands in a surprise twist. She gives us someone likable to root for at a time the film desperately needs it and puts together a cunning plan for revenge that is well-conceived and satisfying.

All this leads to a well-set-up final set piece that kind of reminds me of the home invasion sequence at the end of 1990’s Fear starring Mark Wahlberg. In that film, tensions had escalated to a point where nobody was hiding their true intentions anymore. David (Wahlberg) showed up with his crew with full intent on pure violence. There was nothing else left. Just as well here as Patty had just countered Carter in such a way that the only thing left was violence.

We all know what’s coming as Patty floats about the house working on getting their lives back together nail by nail (complete with obvious foreshadowing involving a faulty nail gun) as an incapacitated Drake lays on the couch smiling like the idiot he is. Loud grunge music plays as the camera starts to tease us with all the places Carter could be in the home; a slow zoom-in on the area behind the clothes in the closet; a literal cat jump scare. Finally, we get our final face-off moment. It’s Melanie Griffith fighting for her life in the face of an extremely talkative Michael Keaton who is undoubtedly there to take the next step in his crime career and do some murder.

The overly conventional way things wrap up aside, one of the more interesting aspects of Pacific Heights is that they never had to oversell it. We didn’t need to see Carter Hayes pulling dead hookers out of his trunk or give him a body count of three to four background characters. He was refreshing as a villain because he wasn’t a bloodthirsty headcase or an unintimidating white-collar crime artist afraid to get his hands dirty. He was simply a total and unequivocal asshole who looked at other human beings as things to be bled dry. And eventually, as life tends to do, he finally ran into someone who wasn’t having that shit.

Pacific Heights may fall into a lot of the same old ’90s thriller tropes (some of which I rather enjoy) but it has just enough quirky tendencies that it’s enjoyable in its very own way. The sheer gall of our villain to disrespect someone so deeply by inhabiting their very home is fascinating. So is the idea that it’s Michael Keaton doing it. There’s just something really fun about watching a big name in Hollywood who’s unafraid to take on the role of a despicable psychopath.

You can check out Pacific Heights on Tubi, Peacock and Vudu now.

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Silly, Self-Aware ‘Amityville Christmas Vacation’ Is a Welcome Change of Pace [The Amityville IP]

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Twice a month Joe Lipsett will dissect a new Amityville Horror film to explore how the “franchise” has evolved in increasingly ludicrous directions. This is “The Amityville IP.” 

After a number of bloated runtimes and technically inept entries, it’s something of a relief to watch Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022). The 55-minute film doesn’t even try to hit feature length, which is a wise decision for a film with a slight, but enjoyable premise.

The amusingly self-aware comedy is written and directed by Steve Rudzinski, who also stars as protagonist Wally Griswold. The premise is simple: a newspaper article celebrating the hero cop catches the attention of B’n’B owner Samantha (Marci Leigh), who lures Wally to Amityville under the false claim that he’s won a free Christmas stay.

Naturally it turns out that the house is haunted by a vengeful ghost named Jessica D’Angelo (Aleen Isley), but instead of murdering him like the other guests, Jessica winds up falling in love with him.

Several other recent Amityville films, including Amityville Cop and Amityville in Space, have leaned into comedy, albeit to varying degrees of success. Amityville Christmas Vacation is arguably the most successful because, despite its hit/miss joke ratio, at least the film acknowledges its inherent silliness and never takes itself seriously.

In this capacity, the film is more comedy than horror (the closest comparison is probably Amityville Vibrator, which blended hard-core erotica with references to other titles in the “series”). The jokes here are enjoyably varied: Wally glibly acknowledges his racism and excessive use of force in a way that reflects the real world culture shift around criticisms of police work; the last names of the lovers, as well the title of the film, are obvious homages to the National Lampoon’s holiday film; and the narrative embodies the usual festive tropes of Hallmark and Lifetime Christmas movies.

This self-awareness buys the film a certain amount of goodwill, which is vital considering Rudzinski’s clear budgetary limitations. Jessica’s ghost make-up is pretty basic, the action is practically non-existent, and the whole film essentially takes place in a single location. These elements are forgivable, though audiences whose funny bone isn’t tickled will find the basic narrative, low stakes, and amateur acting too glaring to overlook. It must be acknowledged that in spite of its brief runtime, there’s still an undeniable feeling of padding in certain dialogue exchanges and sequences.

Despite this, there’s plenty to like about Amityville Christmas Vacation.

Rudzinski is the clear stand-out here. Wally is a goof: he’s incredibly slow on the uptake and obsessed with his cat Whiskers. The early portions of the film lean on Wally’s inherent likeability and Rudzinski shares an easy charm with co-star Isley, although her performance is a bit more one-note (Jessica is mostly confused by the idiot who has wandered into her midst).

Falling somewhere in the middle are Ben Dietels as Rick (Ben Dietels), Wally’s pathetic co-worker who has invented a family to spend the holidays with, and Zelda (Autumn Ivy), the supernatural case worker that Jessica Zooms with for advice on how to negotiate her newfound situation.

The other actors are less successful, particularly Garrett Hunter as ghost hunter Creighton Spool (Scott Lewis), as well as Samantha, the home owner. Leigh, in particular, barely makes an impression and there’s absolutely no bite in her jealous threats in the last act.

Like most comedies, audience mileage will vary depending on their tolerance for low-brow jokes. If the idea of Wally chastising and giving himself a pep talk out loud in front of Jessica isn’t funny, Amityville Christmas Vacation likely isn’t for you. As it stands, the film’s success rate is approximately 50/50: for every amusing joke, there’s another one that misses the mark.

Despite this – or perhaps because of the film’s proximity to the recent glut of terrible entries – Amityville Christmas Vacation is a welcome breath of fresh air. It’s not a great film, but it is often amusing and silly. There’s something to be said for keeping things simple and executing them reasonably well.

That’s a lesson that other indie Amityville filmmakers could stand to learn.

2.5 out of 5 skulls

The Amityville IP Awards go to…

  • Recurring Gag: The film mines plenty of jokes from characters saying the quiet part (out) loud, including Samantha’s delivery of “They’re always the people I hate” when Wally asks how he won a contest he didn’t enter.
  • Holiday Horror: There’s a brief reference that Jessica died in an “icicle accident,” which plays like a perfect blend between a horror film and a Hallmark film.
  • Best Line: After Jessica jokes about Wally’s love of all things cats to Zelda, calling him the “cat’s meow,” the case worker’s deadpan delivery of “Yeah, that sounds like an inside joke” is delightful.
  • Christmas Wish: In case you were wondering, yes, Santa Claus (Joshua Antoon) does show up for the film’s final joke, though it’s arguably not great.
  • Chainsaw Award: This film won Fangoria’s ‘Best Amityville’ Chainsaw award in 2023, which makes sense given how unique it is compared to many other titles released in 2022. This also means that the film is probably the best entry we’ll discuss for some time, so…yay?
  • ICYMI: This editorial series was recently included in a profile in the The New York Times, another sign that the Amityville “franchise” will never truly die.

Next time: we’re hitting the holidays in the wrong order with a look at November 2022’s Amityville Thanksgiving, which hails from the same creative team as Amityville Karen <gulp>

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