A Perfect Movie with Titties in It.
In case you’ve missed out on some of our recent episode: we’ve pissed a bunch of you off by proclaiming Kerr Smith‘s Carter as a repressed homosexual in Final Destination. Then we defended the controversial and widely-maligned slasher sequel Seed of Chucky. And finally, we got a little too deep into a discussion of bodily fluids during our discussion of Ginger Snaps.
This week, Joe and I are joined by Sarah-Tai Black and continuing our franchise marathon with a discussion of Ernest Dickerson‘s (Bones) booby-filled Tales from the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight! In the film, Brayker (William Sadler) is on the run from a demon known as The Collector (Billy Zane), who is after a Biblical artifact that could lead to demons controlling the world. After seeking refuge in a run-down church, Brayker teams up with local convict (and totally queer) Jeryline (Jada Pinkett) to stop The Collector before he can get his hands on the precious artifact.
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Episode 27 – Tales from the Crypt Presents Demon Knight (1995)
Hello Kiddies! The Horror Queers are joined by Tales from the Crypt expert Sarah-Tai Black to discuss the booby-filled 1995 banger Demon Knight! In what may be their most tangent-filled episode yet, they not only code Billy Zane’s Collector as gay and Jada Pinkett’s Jeryline (a name that no character pronounces the same way) as a “soft butch” lesbian, but they also proclaim the queer icon status of the Crypt Keeper!
Trace tries to decipher the rules of the demons (they’re so contradictory!). Sarah-Tai gets a Bible study lesson. And Joe is dumbfounded by Sarah-Tai’s story of how Alan Cumming once bullied her at a roller rink (and a thong-clad Anna Paquin just stood there and let it happen).
Lastly, Joe cribs a lot of his supposed “knowledge” of Demon Knight from this wonderful article written by Stephanie Crawford.
This Week’s Game: What would a sequel to Demon Knight look like?
Cross out Demon Knight!
Coming up Wednesday: Just in time for the its 20th anniversary (and this Friday’s release of Crawl) we finally get to discuss some aquatic horror in Steve Miner’s (Friday the 13th Parts 2 and 3) horror comedy Lake Placid!
– Joe & Trace
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