Any Silent Hill
Of course Silent Hill deserves a mention, it’d be blasphemous not to give a nod to a survival horror franchise that’s dedicated 15 years toward finding the most inventive ways to mindfuck its players. Disturbing imagery? Check. True psychological terror? Check. Tasteful — but never excessive — use of gore? Check and check.
Simply explaining why this series could be used against Thanksgiving isn’t enough, so I’d like to try something different.
I’d like you to let me inside you for a minute. I mean your mind, you pervert. Am I in? Okay. Now, because we’re nearing the end of this list, that means we’ll need to take more drastic measures, starting with a psychology trick I like to call “tricking your dumb brain into thinking turkey is gross by pairing it with something nasty.”
It’s an advanced technique, but don’t fret, you’re in good hands.
Or this.
That golden turkey is still giving you a tummy boner, isn’t it? Congrats, Steel Stomach, you’re an X-Man with a lame superpower. It’s a good thing I’ve saved the best for last.
