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[TV Review] “Salem” Episode 2.11: ‘On Earth As In Hell’
As Salem heads into its final three episodes, Mary Sibley’s world is crumbling around her. “On Earth As In Hell” was a bit of a slower episode of Salem than I would have liked since we are so close to the season finale, but it managed to throw together some nice character moments before tossing in a cliffhanger ending that is a near-replica of one we already saw a few episodes ago (the Countess gets Baby John).
The highlight of the episode was clearly seeing Mary Sibley be completely vulnerable for an entire episode. Watching her be put in the stocks (in clown makeup, no less) is a sight unlike anything we have ever seen of the character. Seeing her bare all to Anne (which was my favorite part of the episode) and Sebastian later in the episode were equally unexpected treats. It’s not that we want to see Mary publicly humiliated (if you had asked me that during last season, I might have a different answer), but it’s a refreshing change for the character since she always seems to be one step ahead of everyone. It was only a matter of time before someone knocked her down a few pegs, so of course it was going to be the Countess.
Speaking of the Countess, she was busy with reconnaissance as she worked on gathering information about John (and killing his “Indian Mistress” in the process). What was nice was seeing her reaction when Mary let her know about the plan for an exorcism on Baby John. Like Mary, the Countess always seems to be one step ahead (with the exception of Mary stealing her relict last week), so it’s good to see that while the Countess is cunning and powerful, she doesn’t know everything.
The other major part of the episode centered around Baby John. I’ve mentioned in previous reviews that I just don’t think he’s that interesting of a character to hinge the rest of the season on, and I felt that way during this episode until he got possessed. That was a fantastic creepy child possession scene. It was creepy and made Baby John infinitely more interesting. If only he wouldn’t have reverted back to regular ol’ Baby John at the end of the scene.
“On Earth As In Hell” was more of a setup for the final two episodes of the season, but what it lacked in forward momentum it more than made up for in character moments and horrifying scenes.
Random Notes
- Apologies for getting this up so late and for the brief(ish) review. I’m in the middle of a move! I’ll be on time (and more talkative) next week.
- Tituba’s Thankless Task Of The Week: Not being in the episode. Seriously, has she been tied up this whole time?
- Speaking of not being in the episode, where’s Mercy? Has she been bathing in the blood of small children all this time?
- So Cotton knows Mary is a witch now. That can’t be good, right?
- Poor, poor Isaac. He just can’t win, can he?
- “How about that George Sibley was a son of a bitch!” -At least Isaac got one good zinger in before he got knocked out.
- “Even the village idiot knows a harlot when he sees one.” -Hathorne’s quips with Mary are nowhere near the level of Mary/Marburg interactions, but they’re entertaining nonetheless.
- “I would rather die by my own hand than be a servant to that bitch!” -See what I mean?
- Being possessed feels like a nest of wasps inside you stinging you. Great.
- Here’s the promo for next week’s penultimate episode!
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‘Hungry’ Review – Finally, a Film Brave Enough to Call Out Hippos for the Monsters They Truly Are
When it comes to the animal attack subgenre of horror, there’s a hierarchy of sorts with the wildlife in question. Killer shark movies are easily the most ubiquitous, while alligators/crocodiles, dogs, bears, and snakes probably lead the rest of the pack.
It’s often worth paying attention, though, when a filmmaker targets a more atypical animal threat, including the likes of Jonathan King’s Black Sheep or Juan Piquer Simón’s Slugs. A new contender rumbles its way onto the screen this month, and while we all grew up thinking hippos are rotund cuties, the truth is far more frightening – this hippo is Hungry.
Sistine (Madison Davenport) and her best friend, Hannah (Olivia Bernstone), are enjoying a vacation in New Orleans, hoping to drown out their troubles back home. They sign up for an early morning bayou tour known for its alligator sightings and are joined by four other tourists and the boat’s skipper, Rodrigo (Michel Curiel). An uneventful trip sees Rodrigo take the group off the beaten path, but when an animal in the water capsizes their boat, the group finds themselves trapped in the swamp by something unexpected and deadly.
It’s a hippo. There’s a hippo in the bayou, and it’s not happy about all these pesky people.

From Joy Houck’s Creature from Black Lake to Walter Hill’s Southern Comfort to Adam Green’s Hatchet, the movies have warned us time and again not to go into the swampy bayous of Louisiana. Those cautionary tales are appreciated, though, as bigfoot, inbred hicks, and undead serial killers are a very real threat. But hippos? In the bayou? Well, that just seems silly.
And yet, Hungry plays its blubbery, big-toothed threat with deadly seriousness, and it’s all the better for it. “But Rob,” I can already hear some of you saying, “just yesterday you reviewed the new shark attack film, Chum, and said it suffered from taking itself too seriously. What gives?” For one thing, you’re misquoting me, but more importantly, the reference there was more of an observation on the animal attack subgenre successes as a whole. The “fun” ones tend to succeed more often than their more serious counterparts, but a dramatic and thrilling time can still be found with filmmakers who know what they’re doing.
Chum may be serious, but it’s also poorly written/performed, lacking in any degree of tension, devoid of personality, and so on. By contrast, Hungry lets its suspense build on the backs of engaging characters, good performances, and believable writing. Only one of its ensemble is obnoxious – a major feat for this kind of film – but even then, their motivations are both well-written and understandable.
The rest of the characters are people you’d be happy to see survive the night, and rather than looking forward to the next kill, director James Nunn and his cast leave us uncertain and nervous about who’s going to go belly up. The nervous business traveler wanting to get back to her kids? The family of three celebrating lost loved ones while on their vacation? Joaquim de Almeida’s Walker, an old hunter, is introduced saying, “The only cute hippo is a dead hippo,” so you pretty much know where he’ll end up.

To that end, the film teases out its hippo’s first appearance until well into the ninety-minute running time. We get ripples and splashes, but it’s only around the midway point that we get our first real look at the beast, and it looks fantastic. Nunn goes on to show the hippo in all its glory, and it’s a convincing antagonist brought to life through practical prosthetic effects and digital work. From the ear twitches to the beast’s giant maw opening wide with awe and malice, the hippo’s presence feels part of the action. There’s a tangible nature to it, something practical effects excel at while digital effects sometimes fail to convince of, and both succeed here with quality work from all involved.
While we get brief exteriors early on and some visually appealing drone shots, the bulk of the film unfolds on what looks to be a highly believable, set-dressed water tank (but could very well be an actual location, in which case, kudos to the team). It’s wholly convincing as a section of the bayou, complete with shoulder-high water and arching, twisting trees emerging into the sky. The film was shot in Malta, which is, coincidentally, where Chum was filmed as well.
Nunn, who also wrote Hungry, is now ten films deep into a fairly interesting career as a genre filmmaker. He’s made four movies with Scott Adkins, three of which are certified action bangers (with 2016’s Eliminators in particular being an underrated gem). He dipped a toe into the animal attack subgenre back in 2022 with the aforementioned Shark Bait, and it’s clear he learned some lessons from that endeavor, as its first hour is an engaging, attractively shot feature that sinks fast as soon as its poorly rendered shark becomes a lead character. Hungry improves on every aspect of that film, with its biggest step up being in regard to the effects.

If there’s an area or two where Hungry lacks bite, it’s in both its gore and its ending. There are numerous kills here, but the nature of the attacks and the choices made by Nunn mean none of them result in gory assaults or outcomes. We’re shown the torn apart corpse of an alligator early on, but most of the human kills see them attacked and dragged underwater, leaving nothing but a blood spill behind. Similarly, while the ending encounter satisfies, it still feels like it should have been a bigger confrontation. Neither of these aspects really hurt the film, but a bolstering of the gore and ending antics would have definitely upped the film’s ultimate entertainment value and rewatchability.
When all is said and done, Hungry is a genuinely solid animal attack film that succeeds in making its creature threat thrilling, entertaining, and, dare I say, educational? Title notwithstanding, the film acknowledges that hippos are vegetarians, meaning the five hundred or so people they kill every year – a true fact! – are slaughtered not out of hunger, but out of spite, self-defense, or a desire to play “land orca” while tossing around us fragile humans like we’re little more than seals in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Characters are grounded and engaging, the film moves well between suspense, character beats, and action, and the effects used to bring the hippo to life are highly effective and never feel like distractions. Drop those expectations of a Hungry Hungry Hippo romp, and settle in for a terrific little survival thriller about an angry, angry hippo instead.
Chomp chomp.
Hungry releases in select theaters today, June 3, before arriving on VOD on June 23, 2026.


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