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Trace Picks the Best Horror Movie Trailers of 2016!

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A horror film trailer is arguably the best type of trailer you can watch (I’m biased, I know). They usually have great music and are able to get your heart racing in just two and a half minutes or less. Before it was possible to just watch trailers on YouTube, I was a real stickler for getting to the theater super early so I could look at posters and then catch all of the trailers before the movie started (mostly in the hopes of catching the latest horror movie trailer). This year saw many stellar trailers get released. So many, in fact, that it was incredibly difficult for me to narrow this list down to just 10 entries. With that being said, here are (in no particular order) 10 of the best trailers for horror films released this year!*

*Keep in mind that this is a judgment on the trailer only. The quality of the movie has nothing to do with the trailers included on this list. All trailers up for this list were for films actually released in 2016. If it was a trailer for a film coming out in 2017, it was not taken into consideration.

I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House

Osgood Perkins’s I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House doesn’t have a complex narrative. It’s a straightforward tale of a woman who moves into a haunted house. The trailer for the Netflix original film uses that simplicity to its advantage and showcases features the protagonist’s (Ruth Wilson) ominous voiceover as the viewer is taken on a brief tour of the house. It’s a chilling trailer with little pizzazz, but it gets the job done.


The Handmaiden

I know, I know. Park Chan-wook’s The Handmaiden isn’t a horror film. It shouldn’t qualify for this list. But, and this may sound unprofessional, I don’t really care. The extremely brief (78 seconds, to be exact) trailer doesn’t let you know anything about the plot. It merely bombards you with images from the film and pairs them with the audio assault of Vessel’s “Red Sex”. It’s simply mesmerizing.


10 Cloverfield Lane

If only all film’s trailers were released two months before the films themselves were released. The trailer Dan Trachtenberg’s 10 Cloverfield Lane was a wonderful way to start off 2016. Filmed under the fake title Valencia10 Cloverfield Lane was a surprise “spiritual sequel” announcement, and the trailer withholds its true identity up until its final moments. Until then, you have the pleasure of listening to Tommy James and the Shondells’s “I Think We’re Alone Now”, which is never a bad way to spend 90 seconds.


The Monster

The Monster was Bryan Bertino’s (The Strangers) glorious return to form after his “just okay” Mockingbird. It came this close to landing on my Top 10 but barely missed the cut. The titular beast gets a lot more screen time than you would expect, but the film is mostly about the relationship between a junkie mother (Zoe Kazan) and her daughter (Ella Ballentine). The trailer wisely frames the film as Cujo meets Alien and sets it to the tune of a super creepy lullaby. It hints at the mother-daughter troubles but doesn’t bash you over the head with them. It’s a wonderful trailer for a wonderful film.

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A journalist for Bloody Disgusting since 2015, Trace writes film reviews and editorials, as well as co-hosts Bloody Disgusting's Horror Queers podcast, which looks at horror films through a queer lens. He has since become dedicated to amplifying queer voices in the horror community, while also injecting his own personal flair into film discourse. Trace lives in Denver, CO with his husband and their two dogs. Find him on Twitter @TracedThurman

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6 Dark Fantasy Films That Every Genre Fan Should Watch

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From child-eating witches to village-burning dragons, fairy tales have always had a foot in the horror genre. That’s why it makes sense that, for every The Hobbit and The Chronicles of Narnia, there are also darker and more adult-oriented stories about magical worlds inhabited by ravenous monsters and cruel villains.

Funnily enough, these sinister tales were precisely the ones that I gravitated towards back when I was a kid, and I was reminded of this while watching Netflix’s recently released I Am Frankelda, Mexico’s first ever feature-length stop-motion animation and one hell of an entertaining parable about the intersection between fiction and reality.

In honor of this special kind of horror-adjacent fairy tale, today I’d like to share this list recommending six Dark Fantasy films that horror fans might enjoy.

For the purposes of this list, we’ll be defining Dark Fantasy as fantastical stories that don’t shy away from the more macabre elements that fuel classic fairy tales. That being said, don’t forget to comment below with your own grim favorites if you think we missed a particularly thrilling one.

With that out of the way, onto the list!


6. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

I’m fascinated by bizarre attempts at blockbuster filmmaking – especially when the resulting movies are somehow still fun despite their corporate-mandated origins. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is precisely one of these strangely compelling studio projects, as this surprisingly successful action-thriller boasts a lot of heart (and tongue-in-cheek humor) for a CGI-heavy creature feature.

Directed by Dead Snow’s Tommy Wirkola, Witch Hunters re-frames the classic fairy tale as an origin story for a duo of badass monster-slayers. Of course, it’s the flick’s anachronistic aesthetic and overall visual flair that make it stand out from other action-horror endeavors from around the same time.


5. The Wolf House (2018)

Made in the tradition of faux cursed films in the same vein as Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made, the eerie backstory to 2018’s Chilean animated flick The Wolf House (La Casa Lobo in the original Spanish) already makes it a nightmarish experience before the flick even really begins.

After all, the movie is presented to us as a faux propaganda film produced by the leader of a death cult (heavily inspired by the real life Colonia Dignidad), with this hybrid animated feature using complex movie magic to simulate a single uninterrupted shot as it tells the story of a lazy young girl who runs away from an isolated colony and encounters a creepy old house in the woods.


4. The Brothers Grimm (2005)

Out of all the Monty Python alumni, Terry Gilliam has had the most interesting career outside of the original comedy group. From fascinating canceled projects (such as his scrapped adaptation of Watchmen) to dystopian parodies that feel more relevant by the minute (1985’s Brazil), even his “lesser” films are still intriguing in their own way.

2005’s The Brothers Grimm is one such project, with this peculiar movie attempting to combine the comedian-turned-filmmaker’s unique visual style with a more blockbuster-oriented plot reimagining the titular brothers as con-artists rather than mere writers. The end result isn’t exactly a masterpiece, but it’s still a legitimately fun ride with plenty of memorable monsters and wonderful performances by both the late, great Heath Ledger and Matt Damon.


3. Dante’s Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010)

2010’s Dante’s Inferno game may have a reputation as something of an unapologetic God of War clone, but I’d argue that the now-obscure game was aesthetically unique enough to deserve a bigger fanbase. However, while the title remains trapped on the seventh console generation, its highly underrated anime adaptation is a lot easier to get a hold of!

Animated by 6 different studios in order to make the 9 circles of hell feel unique from each other, this may not be a completely faithful adaptation of Dante Alighieri’s poem, but it’s still one heck of a great (not to mention gory) time that I’d highly recommend to fans of Netflix’s take on Castlevania.


2. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

My personal favorite entry in the Underworld franchise, Rise of the Lycans, is a highly ambitious prequel that actually works better if you haven’t had the story spoiled to you by the previous Underworld films.

While the rest of the series features plenty of urban fantasy elements as the movies combine machine guns and modern environments with gothic storytelling, Patrick Tatopoulos’ prequel fully embraces its fantastical origins and tells a classic tale about a doomed romance between a werewolf and a vampire amid a medieval uprising.

And the best part is that we get a lot more Michael Sheen as the fan-favorite Lucian.


1. Solomon Kane (2011)

One of my personal favorite movies on this list, MJ Basset’s criminally underseen adaptation of Robert E. Howard’s other iconic warrior is thoroughly steeped in horror ambience and features plenty of memorable monsters. However, it’s also a classic origin story for a swashbuckling hero that wouldn’t feel out of place in a tabletop RPG.

While I’ve already written about how the film deftly combines both horror and fantasy elements without breaking the bank, I’ll never pass up an opportunity to recommend the bizarre movie where James Purefoy expertly plays a puritan John Wick.

It’s just too bad that we never got the other films in this intended trilogy.

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