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[BEST & WORST ’12] Supporting Staff’s Best & Worst Horror Films of 2012!

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This year, we’ve welcomed a lot of new writers to our home video review team and wanted them to get in on the year-end list action. The really neat thing about their picks is that out of all the submissions, nobody chose the same films for either category – plenty o’ variety on these lists. Check past the break for Patrick Cooper, Lauren Taylor, and Michael Erb’s Best & Worst Horror Films of 2012!

Mr. Disgusting (Best/Worst) | Evan Dickson (Best/Worst) | David Harley (Best/Worst) | Lonmonster (Best/Worst) | Corey Mitchell (Best of Fest) | Supporting Staff (Best & Worst) | Ryan Daley (Best Novels)
Posters (Best/Worst) | Trailers (Best/Worst)

MICHAEL ERB’S BEST FILM OF 2012

The Cabin in the Woods (April 13; Lionsgate)

The Cabin in the Woods sat unreleased for three years because of the MGM bankruptcy. It’s a shame because this is the smartest scary movie in ages. Joss Whedon and Co-Writer/Director Drew Goddard examine horror movie tropes without patronizing the genre or the audience. They made a thoroughly enjoyable thrill ride that thoughtfully reinforced the concept behind every horror movie ever made. The cast is great and Fran Kranz, Richard Jenkins, and Bradley Whitford turn in inspired performances. This is undoubtedly the best horror movie of the year.

MICHAEL ERB’S WORST FILM OF 2012

Dead Season (July 5; Image Entertainment)

Considering that this is my first year with Bloody Disgusting, I would be remiss to not mention a movie I reviewed for the site. So, the dubious honor of my pick for the worst horror movie of 2012 goes to Dead Season. This indie production has an unoriginal plot that borrows from nearly every popular undead story in recent memory, with bad acting and worse action as well. The makeup effects and gore are quite nice, but they cannot save this mess of a movie from being yet another bad budget zombie film.

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LAUREN TAYLOR’S BEST FILM OF 2012

Prometheus (June 8; 20th Century Fox)

Prometheus blew me away. Pretty much anything that made me think in Prometheus is the reason it was my top film of the year. It made me think. Rarely do films do that anymore. A list of my random thoughts and search for explanations can be summed up in my Horror Education of the Week I wrote a few months back.

LAUREN TAYLOR’S WORST FILM OF 2012

[REC] 3 Genesis (August 3; Filmax)

Rec 3 disappointed the hell out of me. It wasn’t awful, but it was a far cry from what I had hoped for. The cheeky humor was just far too different from the original, and its sequel, which had given a base of a dark story of possession that was lost in this campy addition. The original movies had my heart racing while Rec 3 left me with a shrug and a ‘meh’. Perhaps 2013 will bring redemption with Part 4.

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PATRICK COOPER’S BEST FILM OF 2012

Sinister (October 12; Summit)

After being fed a bevy of found footage films (for better or worse), we finally got to see one about the dude who finds the tapes in Scott Derrickson’s Sinister. Anchored by a terrific performance from Ethan Hawke (who hasn’t been this good since Training Day), Sinister delivers a consistently forbidding atmosphere without resorting to graphic violence or (too many) jump scares. Goddammit, those super 8 films made my skin crawl and the final minutes are a chaotic nightmare worthy of the film’s title. Plus, it was an original – not a sequel or reboot. Imagine that!

HONORABLE MENTION: Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

PATRICK COOPER’S WORST FILM OF 2012

The Apparition (August 24; Warner Bros.)

Hey do you like watching young, attractive people shop? Then you’re gonna love the first act of Todd Lincoln’s The Apparition! After the couple returns from Costco or wherever, the rest of the film isn’t that much more exciting. The film brings nothing new to the table in concept or execution and there’s absolutely no sense of suspense or originality. The only remotely creepy part is given away on the poster, for chrissakes!

DISHONORABLE MENTION: The Devil Inside

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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